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blastoised

to consume alcohol to the point where all motor functions have atrophied, to the point where you're completely blacked out, to the point where you're shooting hydro pump... out of your mouth.
man, did you see that kid frat hopping last night? he must have been absolutely blastoised by the time he hit his 8th frat house.
by jamesthebig wang October 17, 2006
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blastover

A bold tattoo that's tattooed on top of old, faded, or soft tattoos with little regard for them. NOT a coverup, where the goal is to completely cover up the old tattoo and try to make it look like there was nothing there before using calculated shapes, dark shading, and bold saturated colors. A blastover doesn't care if you can see what was there before, as long as it is black and bold enough to steal the focus. The tattoo(s ) you had before become a subtle and unimportant background for your new powerful tattoo.
' I really don't like my sleeve anymore, it's too colorful and hard to make out what's going on, I think I wanna get it covered up.'
'Covering up a sleeve, would be very diffult and expensive. Even if you just blacked most of it out. Its all faded and soft, why don't you just get some blastovers? Just ignore what you have and tattoo bold, black tattoos on top of it, that garbage sleeve could look real dope as a background for some heavy tattoos, like you don't give a fuck though.'
by mr.burnside May 29, 2017
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bristol

bristol is a city in the southwest of England and the home of ket and raves. Most people go there to get smashed on a Saturday night. They have some of the best festivals, clubs and raves and the people are pretty chill too. You'll most likely find teens skating and smoking weed and uni students dressing poor.
"mate I wanna get pissed"
"lets head to bristol"
by dannydevitoslefttoe May 8, 2020
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Blurban Blister

An individual of both color and urban/hipster heritage. First generation blurban blisters are a common occurrence as the culture years to break free from the ghetto chains that have long tied it down.
Don't worry, he's just a blurban blister. Check out his bitchin Doc Martens!
by T. Sling November 27, 2010
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Gravy Blister

Gravy Blister. Someone that only does the easy jobs at work, and are like a blister... only shows up after work is done.
"Austin is a gravy blister, where is he at we are almost done!"
by SupermarineLR September 10, 2011
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Bristol Meth

Methedrone. Tomato plant food that was first used recreationally in Bristol.
You got any Bristol Meth mate? No, do I look like a tomato grower?
by Sparky Panel November 15, 2009
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Blister

It's a skin elevation full of water after and infection or burning
If you touch that hot bar it'd let you a painful blister
by fanroc January 11, 2006
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