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Beachmont

{Beachmont Liquor} {Beachmont Roast Beef} {Beachmont Station} {Short Beachmont} {Beachmont Bus}
by SuperSicilian August 2, 2015
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flamingo bleaching

by trish-morgan July 7, 2009
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butt bleaching

let's have a butt bleaching party!
by annsthemann November 20, 2014
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Aline Bachmann Moment

Wenn eine Person bewusst eine falsche Handlung ausübt und mehrmals , mit Beweisen, hingewiesen wird dass das eine scheiß Aktion war, diese Handlung leugnet.
Ich habe dieses Krebskranke Mädchen nicht betrogen. Sie hat ihre Spendeneinnahmen nicht versteuert!!! Richtiger Aline Bachmann Moment.
by FetteFotze September 4, 2022
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Anal Bleaching

The act of whitening one's dark, ugly, ring around the anus. Method used for a more violent method of anal
Step 1: Fill washing machine with bleach
Step 2: Shove ass in washing machine
Step 3: Protect other private areas to prevent spotting
Step 4: Turn "spin cycle" on high (for best results)
Step 5: Drip dry until damp
Step 6: Blow dry excess moisture

*BLEACH WITH CAUTION*

Tips:

- Gel bleach is preffered for extra lubrication and a more precise bleaching
- If you use generic bleach and have issues, just simply SHOUT IT OUT!
- Febreeze anus if bleach smell is overwheling or hindering your chances of getting some action

Side Effects:
-Chaffing
- Bruising (due to the washing machine now up your ass)
- Un-fuckableness if done wrong
- Could abort a pregnancy if bleach is inserted in wrong hole. (Remember, this is an anal procedure)
- This can be a dangerous sport for anyonewith Anal Obsessive Disorder (AOD)

- You are officially a Fucktard if you attempted this mission

*Contact your doctor or mother, whichever one gives better advice, before attempting anal bleaching
by Dinkky September 9, 2010
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bleach; bleaching it

to stay awake the whole damn night, usually to work on some sort of project.
"Goddamnit, this paper is due at 7:00am, and I've hardly even started. Looks like I'll be bleaching it again tonight."

"Hey man, you look like shit. Let me guess, did you bleach last night?"
by Joe January 14, 2004
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Robert Bachman

A disease in which someone talks very slow and randomly places dry erase markers in their butthole.
My poor child attained Robert Bachman at birth.
by ballsinmouth January 3, 2010
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