Blahtoothing

Targeting mobile devices on slow moving public transport with open and unsecured bluetooth in order to serenade them with morbid and melancholy artists, generally in the Goth, Industrial and Doom Metal genres.

I was able to pass nearly an hour blahtoothing Cult of Luna at some surprised, but enthusiastic listeners. Train travel is my pirate radio station.

by banquoson May 15, 2017

Blastoramalorkataphobia

A fear of escalators, fear of escalators killing riders, fear of escalators taking over the world

Person 1: Why is she walking up 2 flights of stairs with a 50 lb. suitcase?

Person 2: She has blastoramalorkataphobia. The poor child.

by Viata August 15, 2009

Blastoid

When you make a girl cum with your hands while youre smashing

Guy 1: she said I was bad in bed
Guy 2: oh yeah? What'd you do?
Guy 1: I made her blastoid and she never spoke to me again.

by Saucy_ass February 21, 2017

The Blastoise

A sex move in which you jizz on a girl's face, then when she's about to go wash it off, you whip out your bitchin' twin supersoakers and blast it off her face with twin streams of superpowered water.

Boy: Hey whats your favorite pokemon?
Man: I don't play pokemon.
Boy: Oh. Mine's the Blastoise.
Man: Go to your room.

by BTLighting February 22, 2011

blantonation

A statement that is obviously false but the person making it beleives everyone believes it, or a feeble attempt to manipulate people through statements that may or may not be false.

The runor that she was seeing someone else was a complete blantonation.

by Moe Trubble May 7, 2007

Blastoff

When you are smoking some marijuana and you think you start to feel a little high, it is that intense high feeling you get right after you take one more hit that takes you to fucking space.

"Dude I just got a little high" *takes one more hit* *1 second later* "Hoooolllyyy shhhiitttt duuude, BLASTOFF!."

by Dennis V Blastoff March 9, 2010

Blastoise

When someone is very inebriated, to the point that being a Pokemon makes complete sense.

Dad: Son, where are you?
Son: Father, I am Blastoise
Dad: Oh, lol, have fun

by Daski May 3, 2011