Blastoise

Blastoise, a pre- evolution of the pokemon Wartortle. This pokemon looks super badass and cool and its Hydro Pump will knock your fucking teeth out.

Blastoise just learned Hydro Pump!

Gamer : Everyone back the fuck up our I will Hydro Pump the shit out of your pokemon!

by Legs You Legend October 29, 2009

blastings

When a male takes his manhammer and pounds the living piss out of a cum dumpster.

Man: Whore prepare yourself for your blastings.
Whore: But my vagine is swore...

by Big Pimping January 13, 2008

Blastosis

One Invitro fertization procedure entails inserting a five day old embryo (Blastocyst) with a fancy turkey baster into the womb of a prospective mama. When the hopeful mama arrives home she tells her other children that they are going to be getting a Blastosis.

Mama sez our Blastosis is going to look like Lindsay Lohan.

by Mr. Chips May 2, 2006

beastiosity

containing of massive, or very large muscles.

Emily and Nancy have beastiosity.

by Em-cy April 8, 2003

Beautious Maximus

Compound of Beautiful and Gluteus Maximus. aka: a great ass.

Dude, check out that beautious maximus! It's the best one I've seen all day!

by wave, dave the wave May 29, 2009

dirty blasious

When taking a shit in a public restroom only to find out there is no toilet paper so you use you underware and leave them there.

I left a dirty Blasious at the gas station.

by Period pussy eater June 6, 2020

Blessious

Majestic bearded Man enjoys tacos and worships Harambe as a Deity also fond of Big Chungus. However he is mostly known for his small bladder and not wiping his butt

Blessious Why no D2 Weird Champ

by Frudentag January 22, 2020