BLAM

That's when it hits ya right there, you be FEELIN it!

When I saw that dude spit poetry last time, man it was like BLAM! In your face, raw daddy, no joke.

by thewhitenight November 13, 2004

blam

The code name for Halo.

Jason Jones let us work on Blam!

by WenisMan May 13, 2005

blam

To Blamm someone is to prove them wrong, and at the same time, humiliate them.

Jon-o: Hah! I bet you can't even get past Fred!
Caz: Smashes through everyone Blammed!

by Caz May 4, 2004

blam blam

what mum son calls his dummy, how sad is that?

me : "nigh nights Tobes"
my son: "nigh nights...blam blam"

by offlyner May 16, 2006

BLAM

Black lady, Asian man. The most unlikely couple but one that leads to the most marriage rates.

Perhaps you've heard of BLAM?

by Fancy Walrus June 4, 2020

blam

used to say that something is dull or boring;however, it is more often used as a random word to shove in the middle of a speech or math lesson to catch attention

The calculus class at school was a real blam.

Mr. Entropy, the math teacher, kept repeating the word blam to keep the students' attention.

by ultrabasshead October 18, 2008

BLAM!

The updated modern version of SCHWING.
Said when you see an extremely attractive woman.

To give an erection.

The Halo 3 nerd way of saying SCHWING!

Also used to annoy your roommate ( or any person for that matter) by entering a room or approaching an individual and making the (facial, moneyshot motion) while saying BLAM!

A female that is so incredibly attractive you want to ejaculate in her face.

BLAM!

-Jessica Alba... BLAM!
-Tia Carrere... BLAM!
-Nicole Scherzinger... BLAM!
-Lucy Lui... BLAM!
-Somaya Reece... BLAM!
-Christine Dolce... BLAM!

Did you see that girl? She is f'n gorgeous! BLAM!

by MachineShop January 14, 2008