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Get the Biscuits and stimulating conversation mug.A euphemism for oral sex when the girl swallows after giving head. "Biscuits" refers to the act of fellatio, "jam" refers to semen.
Guy: Hey babe, wanna head back to my place for biscuits and jam?
(Later that day)
Guy: That's the fifth time you've blown me today. I think I'm in love.
Girl: I always have too many biscuits just to taste your lovely jam.
(Later that day)
Guy: That's the fifth time you've blown me today. I think I'm in love.
Girl: I always have too many biscuits just to taste your lovely jam.
by C0REfromUDchat March 30, 2010
Get the biscuits and jam mug.When you blow a load on a pair of boobs- so they get covered in your warm, white, creamy gravy and you proceed to titty fuck the pair of boobs with your man sausage. So it looks like a fresh biscuits and gravy platter.
Man I got so faded last night. I think I asked the bartender if I could give her a fresh hot biscuits and gravy platter!
by Daddypengy July 25, 2018
Get the Biscuits and Gravy Platter mug.Good ol'fashion porn style blow job. The abbreviation for blow job is bj hence the B stands for biscuits and J stands for jelly. Now we have a saying we can use in public for a blow job with her parents or grandparents being none the wiser.
Sure wish she would give me some biscuits and jelly. Wonder how much she charges for biscuits and jelly?
by scooter trash #2 November 29, 2011
Get the biscuits and jelly mug.Verb- to come on a girls face and then hit her in the mouth with a tube sock filled with flower. Causing the excess to solidify into a form of dough and baby gravy.
me"damn homegirl's a freak. I took her home and gave her the B&G"
you"biscuits and gravy that hoe"
me "fuck yea, i be like 'breakfast is served'!!"
you"biscuits and gravy that hoe"
me "fuck yea, i be like 'breakfast is served'!!"
by dizzle1985 December 26, 2010
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