biscuits 

Bombs

Did someone detonate a full payload of biscuits?

biscuits by MelbourneTrainEnthusiast August 17, 2025

Biscuits and stimulating conversation 

Commonly known from a Harry Potter fanfiction, Potter, this means doing the frick frack, or sex.

"I spent my Christmas having biscuits and stimulating conversation."

Biscuits and stimulating conversation by JaimiePotter December 28, 2019

biscuits and jam 

A euphemism for oral sex when the girl swallows after giving head. "Biscuits" refers to the act of fellatio, "jam" refers to semen.

Guy: Hey babe, wanna head back to my place for biscuits and jam?

(Later that day)

Guy: That's the fifth time you've blown me today. I think I'm in love.

Girl: I always have too many biscuits just to taste your lovely jam.

biscuits and jam by C0REfromUDchat March 30, 2010

Biscuits and Gravy Platter 

When you blow a load on a pair of boobs- so they get covered in your warm, white, creamy gravy and you proceed to titty fuck the pair of boobs with your man sausage. So it looks like a fresh biscuits and gravy platter.

Man I got so faded last night. I think I asked the bartender if I could give her a fresh hot biscuits and gravy platter!

Biscuits and Gravy Platter by Daddypengy July 25, 2018

biscuits and jelly

Good ol'fashion porn style blow job. The abbreviation for blow job is bj hence the B stands for biscuits and J stands for jelly. Now we have a saying we can use in public for a blow job with her parents or grandparents being none the wiser.

Sure wish she would give me some biscuits and jelly. Wonder how much she charges for biscuits and jelly?

biscuits and jelly by scooter trash #2 November 29, 2011

Biscuits and gravy that hoe 

Verb- to come on a girls face and then hit her in the mouth with a tube sock filled with flower. Causing the excess to solidify into a form of dough and baby gravy.

me"damn homegirl's a freak. I took her home and gave her the B&G"

you"biscuits and gravy that hoe"

me "fuck yea, i be like 'breakfast is served'!!"

Biscuits and gravy that hoe by dizzle1985 December 26, 2010

biscuits and gravy

when a man ejaculates into a womans mouth after she performs filatio and then she spits the ejaculates onto the mans buttocks

Last nite after my wife gave me head, she finished it with a nice dish of biscuits and gravy and it felt splendid

biscuits and gravy by stevnose August 15, 2010