Birch Bark Canoe

A dirty, crusty pussy usually seen the morning after sex. Also, very common during outings where no running water is present.

Yo Dude,

Your sister and I went camping this weekend and by Sunday her Birch Bark Canoe was making my cock sore.

by yourdirtydiaper August 24, 2009

birch tree swingset

used to describe someone who lets all of the neighborhood children, midgets, small mammals, etc. swing on or hang from his/her erect penis

"dude, where the hellz were ya?"
"i was hangin' out with Foges."
"hangin' out or hangin' on?"
"....... hangin' on..."
"Jesus, Foges is such a birch tree swingset."

by funkmasta-t May 13, 2010

birch burner

A black girl who only fucks white guys.

Tyrone: Ay ya think Shaniqa will go out with me?
Jamal: No, she's a total birch burner.

by Granny Sugarfarts March 29, 2020

Thora Birch-in'

Slanted, leaning.

Named for the actress in "American Beauty", and referring to the topless scene featuring her off-kilter nipples.

"You want to straighten that picture? It's kind of Thora Birch-in'."

by fort_max March 21, 2005

Alex Bircham

Alex Bircham is another name for a genital wart

I went and got checked out and it turns out I have an Alex Bircham, I hope letitia doesn't find out

by jesus condom October 22, 2016

bischlepathy

When bitches aint gotta say shit

*two girls glance at each other...and laugh*
Some dude- Damn, deez bitches know fuckin bischlepathy or some shit.

by Legenjerry October 21, 2015

borschit

White House denials of Russian involvement in election cycle.

The President again denies Russian involvement with his staff, team, surrogates, and U.S. politics, calling such faux news "borschit".

by not my circus, not my monkeys. February 15, 2017