Bird Bath Maneuver

A act of desperation in which one needs to shit but can't get to a bathroom. One climbs into tree and takes a dump directly down into a birdbath in order to avoid public detection.

I couldn't get home fast enough after Chipotle so I had to execute a Bird Bath Maneuver.

by Birdbath McGrath March 13, 2011

Tennessee bird bath

Bird baths in the state of Tennessee

Wow birds really like taking baths in Jill's Tennessee bird bath

by TheGreatestCouncil February 14, 2017

mexican bird bath

when you run into the bathroom while you lady/man is taking a bath and take a shit in the tub while they are in it

i gave my bitch a mexican bird bath yesterday. she didntlike it too much

by stubbz420 November 8, 2010

russian bird bath

When a woman takes a shit on the toilet, while on her period, and a man goes down on her. The resulting splash from the turd hitting the bloody water bathes the man's face.

My girlfriend gets kinky while on the rag so I gave her a Russian Bird Bath.

by Valtrexx July 27, 2014

Delco bird bath

When u are in a rush and u fill the kitchen sink and splash water on your vagina and poodie hole

Jen was running late so she took a delco bird bath to save time!

by Tgtgtgtgtg April 25, 2022

Ohio County Bird Bath

A sexual act where a female lays on her back with her mouth open. The male in the situation then pours Mountain Dew in the females mouth and places his testicles in said females mouth.

Man1: how did it go with that chick from Switzerland county the other night? Ya smash bud?!
Man2: Mannnn, she was dumb as shit but let me pull a Ohio County Bird Bath!!!

by Bigdaddyfatsack420 March 26, 2019

San Francisco Bird Bath

Two guys. One guy pulls his ball skin out into the shape of a bowl, the other gentleman ejaculates sensually into the bowl. He then gets on his tired knees and gently proceeds to eat the goods from the bowl.

Jimmy got on his knees to drink the seamen out of Tommy’s San Francisco bird bath.

by Jimmy Winchestershire March 13, 2021