biological clock

1.) A female psychological disorder directly related to too much exposure to horse shit like "The View" "Oprah" and wing-nut societal archetypes that feel women must have children to be "complete."
2.) Yet another absurd ploy utilized by women to get men to marry them before their asses get too old - men are SO attracted to desperation. LOL

"I need to know where this relationship is going because I'm 26 and my biological clock is ticking!"
Translation -
"I need to know if we're getting married because I am sick of giving BJ's and I'm ready to over eat like my married friends do!"

by Buck June 20, 2004

marine biologist

A profession that is named, if you are a complete ass clown, when asked what a person wants to be when he/she grows up

I want to be a Marine Biologist because I am the smartest person ever, and I also like having sex with fish.

by Nick February 6, 2005

biologicaldegradeablecelldivider

This word states that u can digitally tap someone on the shoulder but the can’t do it back to u within 30 min.

biologicaldegradeablecelldivider:

“Tap”

30 min later: “tap”

by Yea ummm okay June 8, 2018

Biologise

A term to describe whe a Sam is incorrect in relation to all forms of natural science.

Oh fuck, biologise.

by Pgeditor December 7, 2018

Biologizing

The act of doing biology.

Ryan was Biologizing when he was studying the mitochondria.

by Alimator210 February 1, 2022

Biological warfare

“When the opps pull up to your place and give you laxatives and steal your toilets”

They be doin some biological warfare in Ukraine

by Joeys brother March 10, 2022

biologische broccoli

biologische broccoli is the highest grade delicacy found in the Netherlands.

"I could sure go for some biologische broccoli right now."

by KyaraLies November 27, 2022