jar jar binks

The most hated character in the Star Wars saga, and possibly the most hated character in ANY movie series. Jar Jar Binks was supposed to be a comic relief character, but ended up single-handedly destroying Episode 1, and some of Episode 2. Most Star Wars fans (By most, I mean about 99.99999%) wished Jar Jar would be killed off in Episode 3, but sadly didn't get their wish. Fans have made their own several creative ways for Jar Jar to die, one being that Jar Jar was on Alderaan when it was destroyed.

Jar Jar Binks is the monster child of one of George Lucas' all night crack binges.

Jar Jar Binks needs to die a slow and painful death.

by darth ivory April 12, 2007

Jar Jar Binks

An attempt to create a 'comic relief' character which backfired badly, turning the Star Wars film Phantom Menace into little more than a cross between a farce and a special-effects laden episode of Love Thy Neighbour. Binks is an alien who, for reasons I'm sure won't be apparent to anyone but all-seeing higher beings, talks like a dated black stereotype. Ah, but C3P0 and R2-D2 were comical characters, the fanboys point out. Yes, but they actually served some function in A New Hope, and if they're comic characters then why do we need yet another 'comic' character.

Jar Jar Binks, just one of the many things wrong with a film with was nothing really more than one long advert for toys, video games, happy meals and various other tat. But it's still worth mentioning that Jar Jar Binks is a shit creation and a total wanker.

by Stormsworder August 2, 2007

JarJargon Binks

A person who shoves rare vocabulary words and unnecessary jargon down everyone's throats in an attempt to appear smarter. This usually just backfires, though, and they end up coming off as pretentious insecure doushebags who are trying too hard. It's cool to have a broad vocabulary --no one's saying it's not, but it's cooler to know how and when to use it.

Ted: What a splendiferous day! Isn't the day just serendipitously fortuitous?
Marvin: Slow your roll JarJargon Binks. You don't have to shove every big word you know into our conversation. You're trying too hard. Don't worry, we already know you're smart, it's why we hang out with you."

by fijiwateryoudoing January 19, 2015

tigol binks

A term used to describe large unenhanced mammary glands, where the nipples themselves possess a structure similar to that of a binky or a pacifier. Formed from the nuanced abbreviation of the term "Tig Ole Bitties" to "tigols" combined with the short-hand term for a "binky" as "bink". Believed to have been developed in West-Virginian mountain-folk vernacular.

Damn, did you see that set o' tigol binks, I bet her kids will get all the calcium they need!

by tigols January 29, 2021

jar jar binks

1.The personification of shark-jumping;
2.Something that ruins all that comes after it, and damn-near ruins all that came before it.

1. Meesa Jar Jar, meesa to Star Wars what Sam-sa was to Diff'rent Strokes-sa.
2. I could deal with the fact that George Lucas cast an effeminate actor to play Luke Skywalker in the first three (or was it last three?!) Star Wars motion pictures, but this Jar Jar binks shit went way too far.

by H.I.M. Cunning Linguist I October 1, 2007

Jar Jar Binks

He's gay, and he pisses and shits all over the place.

Jar Jar Binks: Lookie lookie, senator *farting, pissing, and shitting noises for a good 5 minutes*
C-3PO: Don't mind him, he's just gay, and he pisses and shits all over the place.

by OgresAreLikeOnion November 25, 2019

Jar Jar Binks

A friggin idiot sent to piss many off, who everyone wants killed off starwars

messa responsible for the lost of millions of lives

by lun yerng September 14, 2003