bonnielynn

Bonnielynn is one of the most beautiful women out there, normally shy at first and is one of the most gorgeous people u could ever meet in your life , she is a very generous and a very nice person! Always cares about everyone and is never mean, yes very tends to have depression but never inflicts pain upon others

Guy one: she’s so hot

Guy 2: she’s such a bonnielynn

by Spoondoggo101 February 17, 2018

Douche Bonnet

A derogatory term for someone with a tendency to spoil things, or create problems.

eg. "Everyone was keen to head to the after hours club, but Mark made us drive him home. What a douche bonnet."

by Berus November 14, 2011

Bonnie Situation

When you are already stuck in a particular problematic situation and there is a high risk of being discovered by third parties and it could lead you to embarassment, imprisonment, a smack-around-the-head, grounding, divorce, a severe belt-beating etc. Bonnie Situations can be a psychological burden as you are trying to get out of the situation as quickly as possible before you are discovered - a kinda race-against-the-clock. A Bonnie Situation is more aptly used when a husband is about to be found out doing something wrong by his wife. Only the very focused and quick thinking macks can cooly arise from a Bonnie Situation.

Example 1:
Dude1: Daaamn hombre! Your homegrown marijuana harvest is good this year.
Dude2: Is that your parents car pulling up in the drive way?
Dude1: Shit! Quick! Open the windows, fetch the deodarant spray.
Dude2: We got ourselves a Bonnie Situtation.

Example2:
Jimmie: Now don't you understand that if Bonnie comes home and finds a dead body in her house, I'm gonna get divorced. (....)
(Later on)
Jules: You got to appreciate what an explosive element this Bonnie situation is. If she comes home from a hard day's work and finds a bunch of gangsters doin' a bunch of gansta shit in her kitchen, ain't no tellin' what she's apt to do.

(From the movie, Pulp Fiction)

by NeverMindWho March 1, 2006

taint bonnet

garment for dogs that like to drag their asses on the carpet.
--also, used alternately with douchebag or pansy.

--Don't be such a taint bonnet!
--We knew James was a taint bonnet when he pansied out.
--My dog, Honey, tore through 12 taint bonnets when she ate the bowl of refried beans I accidentally left on the floor.

by RatDog904 July 28, 2011

Sean Bonnette

Certified Special Boi who is lead singer and guitar player of the band AJJ (previously named Andrew Jackson Jihad). He's from Phoenix Arizona and is adorable. He also inevented the Salad Glove and sells his art on his etsy.

Person 1: Who's your favorite singer
Person 2: Sean Bonnette of course! He's so talented and amazing

by Kurakat123 February 5, 2017

on it like a car bonnet

To be all over something, having it under control.

Some say it is derived from Essex girls famed love of sex on a car bonnet, others from the female models at car trade shows that lay on car bonnets. (NB: UK Car Bonnet = US Car Hood)

To be "On it like a car bonnet" means you are literally all over something, like an (Essex) girl on a car bonnet"

"Are you looking at this problem?"

"Yeah, I'm on it like a car bonnet"

by StMi February 13, 2012

Bonnet Chop

A suave as fuck way to say your getting your hair cut.

Girlfriend- What are you doing today you handsome man you?
Me- I’m getting my bonnet chopped

by Yr Arwr July 26, 2019