burtation

When someone starts speaking then descends into gibberish. The first burtation took place during Serene Bransons live coverage of the 53rd Grammy Awards in February, 2011

Well, a very very heavy, uh, heavy du-- burtation tonight... we had a very der-- derrison bight... let's go ahead teritizing those poola bit, the had buh pat.
-Serene Branson

I tried to ask Alice out on a date but I was drunk and nervous so my proposal became a total burtation.

Some rambling homeless man tried to sell me drugs I think but I'm not sure because he was having a burtation.

by derpopolis March 2, 2011

Bertation

Going Full Derp or generally just failing to engage your brain before speaking.

Serene Branson had a Very Heavy Bertation tonight.

by AKA4 March 2, 2011

Barrathon

A movie marathon consisting of watching Carl Barron dvds.

Tara: Hey riles, you gonna come to the Barrathon tonight?
Riley: Oh yeah, for sure. I love Carl Barron. OH FIFI.

by kputticle September 2, 2010

Bertation

The feeling you get for someone who only won two grammy's when they were nominated for ten.

Well a very very hepay uh hevay da bertation tonight we had a very dara dareson bite lets go hit tara tazen engschlebet dey had da pit.

by Dareson Engschlebet March 4, 2011

Burtation

It's a secret encryption key signal used in massive communication media to convoke for attention to a following message that is subversive or unlawful without being suspected by law or terrorist organizations.

Serene Branson (In Grammy Awards):
"A berry very heavy uh heavy dude burtation tonight We had a bury their dare son by... LET'S GO AHEAD TERRORISTS' STATION AND SCREW IT BAD, BEHEAD THE PET!!!"

by Hijoelagranputa March 5, 2011

Burtation

gauged from a scale of light to heavy, a neurological phenomena that insets stroke-like "complex" migraines to anyone who utters it. Also, it renders them incapable of making any damn sense and to stare into space like a deer into headlights.

Naw, it was her talking about those heavy burtations that did that to her!

by tubularistic March 8, 2011

Bertation

Another word for fail, deriving from Serene Branson's attempt at reporting from the Grammies, resulting in her melting down on live television in what appeared to be an impersonation of someone having a stroke.

Dude, did you see that YouTube video of Serene Branson, that was such a bertation!

by Jaxsbudgie March 17, 2011