A old school person or older person that has major hate and lack of understanding for the younger crowd

Usually big nose hairy grim like person that has Jewish ways and claims they pay taxes more that others there for entitled to state an opinion or back in my day convo starters.
I came into 7eleven to buy cigarettes

And the dude was asking for my id even tho i be shown him several times before but still acts like he don't me or that I'm some kid. He is being a Bernard
by Skurs February 2, 2018
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this is a slag, commonly known as a slag, but also known as a slag, and a slag.
bernard is a slag and is a coffin dodger
by jonathan loves timothy February 8, 2008
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A fat black boy who fails in school
Oh stop eating soon much food Bernard
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(nicknamed Bernie Madoff): alongside Nicolas Fouquet, Conrad Black, Jacques Chirac and Michel Platini, IMHO one of the top 5 most corrupt individuals in the Western world (as of May 2013).
The United States knew what they were doing when they sentenced Bernard Madoff to 150 years in jail for his ponze scheme; IMHO the Charbonneau Commission should do the same with all Canadians convicted of fraud and tax evasion.
by Sexydimma May 26, 2013
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to either masturbate or have an orgasm so intense it makes you go temporarily blind. The name is based off of a 9th century Italian king who plotted against Emperor Louis the Pious. Having been caught, he was punished by being forcefully blinded.
"Oh my god I was fooling around with a guy in bed and he King Bernard me for a whole hour."
by Entorwellian September 16, 2009
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One of the best characters from the Conan O'Brien show (12:30am weekdays on NBC). His skit is named "Pierre Bernard's Recliner of Rage." He's a very soft-spoken fellow. Conan usually starts the skit out by saying "Are you comfortable, Pierre?" and Pierre responds with "I'm comfortable and furious Conan." It's very humorous coming from such a soft-spoken little guy. After Conan introduces him, he proceeds to complain about 'important' contemporary issues, well, important to him. They're usually very bizarre, random, and trivial, making it all the more hilarious.
Brandon: "Did you see Pierre Bernard on Conan last night, hahaha, that guy is hilarious."
Cody: "Oh, I saw it, it was brilliant, I almost crapped in my pajama pants."
by Cody Murray August 26, 2005
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