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Platini

Platini. His name shines like Platinum, but his talent wasn't tiny.
by Pertuy Daniel January 12, 2009
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Platini

The name of an absolute winner. Platini is one who is a genius but doesn’t have to try at all. He excels in almost everything. He loves getting high and cuffing the bitches. His goal is to try all different types of drugs by the end of high school. He is extremely deep but has a sense humor that everyone loves. He is respected by people of all ages. Long live Platini.
“Yo, how the fuck did Platini get an A+ on the Honors Physics test?” Jeff questioned.

I have no idea, but I heard he popped a few Xans that morning. I don’t know how it’s possible ,” Tyler said.

“It’s Platini. He makes EVERYTHING possible,” Eddie exclaimed.
by anonymous April 23, 2018
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star platinum

Jotaro Kujo: GO! STAR PLATINUM!
Star Platinum: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORAAAH!
by M O N A N D O B O Y Z June 19, 2017
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Papered Diamond Platinum

A woman who only has sex with medical papers.
She comes with papers and requires papers.
A pussy that is clean and free of any diseases and has partners show receipts (proof) they are clean before getting down. This is some one who has never been with anyone who has not shown proof with a doctor's approval It's Diamond Platinum pussy. She keeps it tight and right and does not put large objects inside of her (typically childless) and takes birth control and uses condoms. She is not a prude just clean, independent and responsible. A very rare find! Worth the papers if you want it bad enough.
Bro! She got that rare "Papered Diamond Platinum" pussy.
by sofluff April 1, 2019
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platonic kiss

A kiss between two people who are not in a romantic relationship and do not have romantic feelings for each other. Used mostly for kisses between friends, but it can also be used for family kisses.
A: "Did you kiss Mary yesterday?"
B: "Yeah, but there's nothing going on there. It was just a platonic kiss."
by Neg46 August 2, 2016
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star platinum : za hando

Star Platinum: Za Hando

The act of beating your meat so fast and so hard that your dick gets erased from reality
Friend: asks me what will do on Valentine's Day* Me: star platinum : za hando
by Not_VineOG February 28, 2020
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platonic crush

The feeling of giddiness and happiness towards someone you know without the romantic or sexual attraction accompanying a regular crush.
I love talking to and being around Max, even though a lot of what he says isn't true. I have a platonic crush on him.
by beautifulmistake_13 June 2, 2011
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