bedead

A whiny toad found throughout various regions of Los Angeles that has been known to support location spoofing and destroy evidence when those it supports have been implicated.

I just stepped on bedead, and it squeaked, "LA PANDA!", before reporting me for harassing it.

by bedead February 6, 2014

Bearded Clooney

An man with a large bush getting deep oral pleasure so far that it appears the woman giving the oral pleasure has a beard as thick as George Clooney in Syriana.

I looked down and realized I was so deep, she looked like a Bearded Clooney.

by gclooney May 26, 2009

pretzel bender

someone who puts their knees on your side of the bed

taylor: "anna get your knees off my side of the bed you pretzel bender, I'm falling off!"

by I hate mushrooms December 16, 2016

bearded clam

An obscene word for a hairy, fishy pussy

Prepare to dance with the bearded clam.

by 6piece December 19, 2007

Bardex

(noun) The brand name of a popular, commercially available enema kit. The brand has become an unofficial term for any enema equipment in enema fetishist circles.

I've been eating nothing but shredded wheat and dried beef for three days. I'd better grab the Bardex and get my tract moving.

by arentiexclusive August 23, 2009

Hockey Bender

Some who can't keep their ankles straight in hockey. Hence there ankles bend.

Ex: Yacob Mengesha is a hockey bender because his ankles can't keep straight without tape

and mitch

by mr hockey45679 April 22, 2010

Bearded Meme Daddy

A combo of a meme daddy with the bonus of a beard. A Bearded Meme Daddy often has great bushy facial hair, makes everyone around him laugh (especially with memes), and is daddy goals.

He is a total bearded meme daddy!

by AdventurerLikeYou April 16, 2017