Benzino

(N.) A 49-year old, washed up, decrepid, never-has-been, from "The Mean Streets Of Boston" that presently holds the offical title (as voted by America itself) as "World's Worst Rapper" (who would have only been challenged by Ja Rule, if Ja Rule was considered "rap") He is the ceo of the now highly unpopular hip-hop magazine, "The Source" and used whatever little money he had to self-produce his own Eminem-bashing albums, which have now gone double-plastic (selling upwards of a staggering 9000 copies worldwide!) in a lame attempt to try to be the "Savior of Hip Hop" in an elaborate conspiracy he created himself about "The Man" controlling African-Americans through music.

Hey, did you see them selling Benzino's "Redemption" at Dollar World. I got ten for a dollar. They make great litter-box liners, are good for shotgun practice, and are cheaper than blank CDs! Yeah, and not only that, but if you buy "The Best of Benzino," you'll get that, too!

by G-Union May 8, 2003

Benini

Benini is the most italian man alive

that man is so Benini

by italian man : February 5, 2010

bennin

to be laughing enormously, to find something incredibly amusing. May also be called, "creasin"

"Hav you seen maria today?"
"Ye, she was bussin pure joke, i was bennin fo real"

by 873245 November 5, 2003

Chester Bennington

Lead singer of the coolest rock/hip-hop band on the face of God's Green Earth, Linkin Park. Is married to Samantha Bennington, with one child, Draven Sebastian, born 2002.

Looks awesome with spiked up blonde hair.

Chester Bennington is so freakin cool!

by Jimmy April 25, 2005

Benzino

Only rapper who has only 2 lines describing him on wikipedia.

Benzino is a fag.

by yandawg June 27, 2008

pending for a bending

adj. - qualitative statement used to express the idea that one is about to, or is close to being subject to, be abused or beaten for an offense deemed punishable by the speaker.

Flexo just stole you wallet, Bender.
He's pending for a bending!

by ragingbender September 23, 2010

Benzino

I 48 yer old rapper who called out Shady Records and lost all of his dignitiy

by asdf May 28, 2003