Benson 

A Indian with a very tiny chode and thinks he can fight

Hi my name is Benson and I like men

Benson by Cripling depression March 8, 2017

Benson 

When you drop a single long thick duece where the front end sticks out of the water and you cant see the back end because it is down the toilet.

Ron really had to drop one and did the Benson.

Benson by Mike Benson August 29, 2006

benson 

n., the act of inviting oneself to a party or function, particularly in a way that brings along drama and general discomfort for the hosts.

We were sitting around having beers when suddenly Mark pulled a benson and walked in uninvited with his very pregnant baby mama.

benson by nk2000 August 17, 2014

Benson 

Despite what all other definitions say, a Benson is someone who partakes in sexual practices with a person of the same gender.

Elton John is a dirty fuckin Benson

Benson by BSF_Clubfoot December 24, 2008

Benson 

Cigarette collector.

The keeper of all information (k.g.b.)

One who likes to stab the face alot.

Hey go pick that cigarette you Benson!!

Benson by hehe tummy tums August 21, 2009

Benson 

A person who cheats off money from friends, and never pays them back.

Often says themselves have no money; therefore, he/she can run off with money they owe.

Basically a looser friend, not loyal, and a back stabber.

A: Hey let's get the bill!
B: Damn, I don't have enough cash, can I borrow 50?

--- 1 month later ----...

A: Where's my 50 bucks?
B: Oh...can i pay you back next time?
A: You serious? Don't be such a Benson!

Benson by facebookloverrr September 26, 2012

Benson 

The next step up from toolshed in the tool family of insults. Indicates an individual that has an air of extremely unwarranted arrogance and is supremely annoying. Stems from the tool company shown in the popular prime-time sit-com from the 90's, Home Improvement.

Person 1: Man, that Winston is a real fucktard.

Person 2: Yeah , he's a Benson.

Benson by Tatersalad1246 May 22, 2007