Benson

Cigarette collector.

The keeper of all information (k.g.b.)

One who likes to stab the face alot.

Hey go pick that cigarette you Benson!!

by hehe tummy tums August 21, 2009

Benson

A person who cheats off money from friends, and never pays them back.

Often says themselves have no money; therefore, he/she can run off with money they owe.

Basically a looser friend, not loyal, and a back stabber.

A: Hey let's get the bill!
B: Damn, I don't have enough cash, can I borrow 50?

--- 1 month later ----...

A: Where's my 50 bucks?
B: Oh...can i pay you back next time?
A: You serious? Don't be such a Benson!

by facebookloverrr September 26, 2012

Benson

The next step up from toolshed in the tool family of insults. Indicates an individual that has an air of extremely unwarranted arrogance and is supremely annoying. Stems from the tool company shown in the popular prime-time sit-com from the 90's, Home Improvement.

Person 1: Man, that Winston is a real fucktard.

Person 2: Yeah , he's a Benson.

by Tatersalad1246 May 22, 2007

Benson

Benson: (n) (adj)
1. Something that legitimises a severe bucknor.

Also see bucknor

Usage: First they bucknored me and then they bensoned it! I am toast!!

by mojorocks January 14, 2008

Benson

Another name for a bloke that drops anchor in poo bay.

Dupeglavi is a benson!

by Pete81 October 9, 2008

Bensoning

The act of spontaneously breaking into musical-esque singing and dancing in everyday conversation for no reason whatsoever.
One who performs these acts is known as a "Benson".

Bro A: How'd that date go last night?
Bro B: It was pretty good, until I turn around and she's Bensoning all over the place.
Bro A: Like full-on Bensoning?
Bro B: Yeah, it looked like I was on freaking Broadway.

by Elusive Raequan December 10, 2012

Bensoned

To be completely out of your mind on a variety of legal and illegal substances. Will probably result in scattering of CDs, spilt drinks and cigarette burns.

Andy was completely bensoned

by Flavio Conentonisi November 10, 2003