Belgian Creamery

An upscale prostitute. Aka call girl, escort. Caters to a clientele from the upper crust.

I hear my boss samples the Belgian creamery when on business travel.

I had a total GFE with that Belgian creamery last night.

by Dick Onchin September 7, 2020

Belgian Tuck

When you tuck your dick between your buttcheeks

Jean Claude was able to do the splits so well because of the Belgian tuck.

by waron45` October 19, 2020

Belgian Pretzel

A desperate, supposedly romantic, move to win over a woman's heart by first staging a kidnapping/mugging, and then swooping in to save the day with your "heroic" efforts.

When the traditional chocolates, flowers, and songs don't impress a girl, think about the Belgian Pretzel.

by kps000 June 22, 2009

Belgian Waffle

The act of defecating on a laptop keyboard, then closing the laptop to mold the feces into the shape of a Belgian Waffle. The laptop is then left closed until someone (preferably the owner) opens the laptop to discover the waffle. This is typically performed as a final act of defiance when one's employment is terminated.

It is also simply known as a "Belgian" in corporate culture.

After Reginold was notified he would be fired for stealing office supplies, he left a Belgian Waffle on his superior's Dell waiting for him overnight.

by Professor Shitzngigglez December 23, 2008

Belgian Bubble Bath

The act of filling a kiddie pool with apple juice and using a hand mixer to combine the apple juice with Belgian cocoa powder turning it into a appley-chocolatey mix. One then uses their sexual prowess (a.k.a. pinecone juggling skills) to lure a woman into it. One would then use their parallel parking skills to get the woman naked and covered in the Manogloka (appley-chocolatey mix). Then he climbs in and enjoys the party.

He gave her the longest Belgian Bubble Bath I've ever heard of.

by jBuck20 March 24, 2010

belgian earthquake

When a man receives a blow job from a female, is balls deep in her mouth and she belches, rattling your balls.

My girl was giving me head last night when I went balls deep and she gave me the Belgian Earthquake. My balls registered it a 10 on the Richter scale!

by Robbie/Mark September 8, 2007

Beltane

the Celtic May Day festival

Aunt Kat vividly described the huge bonfires and colorful rituals she had witnessed at the Beltane festival in Edinburgh as a girl.

by Your Grim Reaper June 24, 2003