Tobias Beecher

1)Noun:character played by Lee Tergesen on HBO show Oz.

Arrives in Oz and is made into the bitch of Aryan Brotherhood leader Vern Schillinger who rapes him, makes him lick his boots clean and eat paper.

Beecher then goes insane and does all kinds of productive things such as growing a wack beard,blinding Schillinger,kicking him in the balls before shitting on his face and biting the cock of a would be rapist.

2)adjective-a weak little wiener who goes crazy and kicks the crap out of everyone

yo, that little kid kneed the balls of the guy bullying him. He's such a Tobias Beecher

by Cian July 27, 2007

beckery

A white women's offense to the promotion and solidarity of women of color. Often will promote shared appreciation for all women, and discredit those who attempt to uplift minority women with praise or respect. Essentially, the fuckery Beckys may voice when credit is given to non white women.

Why can't women of color be celebrated. We have shaped countless minds and hearts to combat a world that doesn't want us. This ain't the place for Beckery.

by Briebles February 9, 2017

Becker Bowl

When the bowl is packed only half way and is passed off as a normal bowl

"dude tom packed a sweet becker bowl, it almost made it around once."

by Kamarov February 8, 2008

bacher

To break something simple; To fail at a simple task;

Father really bachered the coffee machine, now he cant use the old irish coffee trick to get his new dumpstitute to give up her hymanus.

by Whats not to accept December 24, 2009

beechered

Fucked in the ass, and made into a prison sex slave. Originated from the character Tobias Beecher in HBO's series, OZ.

As soon as Bill got there, Mike beechered him. Now Bill belongs to Mike, and has to do whatever Mike says for fear of getting stabbed.

by Mike3313 November 21, 2007

beheragraph

an extremely short and pointless waste of time paragraph, usually signaling that the reader should realize that the assigned paragraph was a complete waste of time and had no educational value.

Rahul/Mac Daddy:Mac Daddy has his series of beheragraphs in.
Ahern: Mac Daddy, this is wasting my time..
Rahul/Mac Daddy: so was the assignment, im not learning anything, and my rahul told me not to

by Rahul B the real MacDaddy November 15, 2007

beckerhead

A rabid fan of the Glenn Beck show.
Similar to dittoheads that love the Rush Limbaugh radio show.

Glenn Beck accused President Obama of being "a racist " and the beckerheads believed him.

by Tinakori Road September 6, 2009