Noun - A person or thing that attempts to grow a beard but fails miserably.
Subjects are marked by some, if not all the following criteria: patchiness, overall non-beard-material facial hair, and a conscience that tells the individual that their beard, despite constant contrary begging of removal from friends and/or relatives, is passable/cool.
Subjects are marked by some, if not all the following criteria: patchiness, overall non-beard-material facial hair, and a conscience that tells the individual that their beard, despite constant contrary begging of removal from friends and/or relatives, is passable/cool.
Person 1: My oh my, look at Scott's new facial hair!
(No word can describe said "beard" except failure)
Person 2: He's such a beardo...
(No word can describe said "beard" except failure)
Person 2: He's such a beardo...
by Walter T. Fudge February 22, 2008
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Bebardo • Beardo • Beardophile • beardog • beardoggin • Beardo Head • Beardologist • Beardom • Beardo McGee • beardophilia
by KrysKrys July 23, 2008
Get the Weirdo Mc Beardo mug.A person either Male or Female and whom has an unhealthy obsession with the facial hair worn by others. A Beardophile will often and sometimes without permission stroke or fondle the facial hair of others without asking for permission. Or the Beardophile may ask to fondle said beard and ignore the response by the bearded person and Fondle the beard anyway.
At the company pick-nick two co-workers are talking and the office Beardophile buts in.
Beardophile: Hey that's a really nice beard you have there.
Bearded person: Yeah, umm, Thanks Beardofile.
Beardophile: Do you mind if I touch it?
Bearded Person: Ummmm, no thanks that's creepy actually.
Beardophile: (Ignoring what Bearded person has said, Beardophile reaches out and fondles the beard anyway)
Bearded Person: (Cheeped out) What are you doing Beardophile?
Beardophile: Hey that's a really nice beard you have there.
Bearded person: Yeah, umm, Thanks Beardofile.
Beardophile: Do you mind if I touch it?
Bearded Person: Ummmm, no thanks that's creepy actually.
Beardophile: (Ignoring what Bearded person has said, Beardophile reaches out and fondles the beard anyway)
Bearded Person: (Cheeped out) What are you doing Beardophile?
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Usually carries connotations of the individual being weird, or of him having overly strong feelings for his beard.
Usually carries connotations of the individual being weird, or of him having overly strong feelings for his beard.
"Check out Beardo McGee over there's beard, he could double as Gandalf or Dumbledore with a beard like that"
"He who sacrifices his beard for a woman deserves neither"
"Woah, okaaay, tone it down there Beardo McGee!"
"He who sacrifices his beard for a woman deserves neither"
"Woah, okaaay, tone it down there Beardo McGee!"
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Rolf was Eduardo's favorite beardog. He could roll over, beg, and even fetch. He was obedient and eager.
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