Bearogacy

An arrangement where a bear agrees to bear a bear for another bear

Aww look those infertile bears have a bearogacy

by VengefulSasuage March 14, 2011

bargoyle

noun.
A patron who is ever so frequently found at a particular pub, lounge, bar, etc. as to become an ornamental fixture.

"That drunken asshat is nothing more than a Friday night bargoyle!"

by etronthemachinehat March 2, 2010

Bearcoon

Bear - Raccoon... Bearcoons are found in deep wods and have the body of a bear but the small size and colorign of a raccoon, basically a raccoon with rabies and rage issues.

Oh My God! That Bearcoon was on my back porch eating my dogs food, i thought it was a normal raccoon then when i looked at it, it began foaming from its ears and its eyes were glowing red, he grew 65 times bigger and smacked me in the face with his paw!

by OfficerFavre September 19, 2009

el beardo

El beardo is a nickname commonly given to the manliest of men. These men always of course have full grown grizzly adam's beards to show how awesome they are. People with this nickname are also known to be extremely succesful with the ladies.

Dan: Have you seen Caleb Hofmann's awesome beard?

Jessica Alba: O you mean El Beardo? Yea we had sex like eight times last week.

by Weston Zurbrugg February 20, 2008

Beardologist

Someone that specializes in beards.

Dude 1: "Hey, man, how long do you think it would take for my brother to grow a beard out?"

Dude 2: "I don't know, I'm not a Beardologist."

by Lightning Boy March 12, 2009

polish beergoggles

Putting your testicles on a sleeping persons eyes.

Hawt damn i woke up with some polish beergoggles.

by martinowns August 31, 2006

BearCore

It's fucking grizzly, black, polar, and brown.


its BEARCORE!!!!



also typically radical and awesome

Dude, this band is fuckin bearcore

by Brohammed Ball-i March 16, 2009