by Bob White July 21, 2003
Similar to ski caps, but worn in the middle of summertime by suburban white guys who think it'll give them some urban street-smarts or artistic vibe.
Yo I've got a lil' hairloss goin on, and baseball caps are for rednecks, so I'm gonna wear a beanie to look hip at the bar tonight. Chicks will think I'm a surfer or artist, even though I'm just an office worker.
by And it's like that. July 15, 2010
a not so common stereotype.
usually put on people who dont give a shit. and would rather die young, then get old.
(but that doesnt mean that they are suicidal, oh no)
they spend most of their time with friends, and listen to anytype of music,
usually found in parks, sliding or swinging.
like to take walks.
and are most likely to fail school and join hippy communes
or finish school,
with a good grades in english, science and art.
sometimes have brightly coloured hair. and can likely be seen chewing gum.
laugh at things that most "normal" people wouldnt laugh at, or would disapprove of. beanies are amused by burning things and just causing plain havock.
they can be any sexuality.lesbian, gay, bisexual or omnisexual.
the only bad thing about them, is that they talk to fucking much and swear waaaayyy more the normal people.
usually put on people who dont give a shit. and would rather die young, then get old.
(but that doesnt mean that they are suicidal, oh no)
they spend most of their time with friends, and listen to anytype of music,
usually found in parks, sliding or swinging.
like to take walks.
and are most likely to fail school and join hippy communes
or finish school,
with a good grades in english, science and art.
sometimes have brightly coloured hair. and can likely be seen chewing gum.
laugh at things that most "normal" people wouldnt laugh at, or would disapprove of. beanies are amused by burning things and just causing plain havock.
they can be any sexuality.lesbian, gay, bisexual or omnisexual.
the only bad thing about them, is that they talk to fucking much and swear waaaayyy more the normal people.
"i dont having a fucking example BEEATCH! (: "
is what the beanie said when urban dictionary asked for an example.
is what the beanie said when urban dictionary asked for an example.
by peter file. July 31, 2008
A phrase coined by the illustrious Sirius Radio personality "Jason Ellis"
A beanie is when a man is recieving oral sex, and just before the power load is released, the female opponent directs the power load straight up into the air catching it on top of her head...If it goes to far and lands on the back of the head it is known as a "Mullet"
A beanie is when a man is recieving oral sex, and just before the power load is released, the female opponent directs the power load straight up into the air catching it on top of her head...If it goes to far and lands on the back of the head it is known as a "Mullet"
by Eagle Cock December 08, 2008
A stupid knitted hat worn off the back of the head that all stoner tumblrfag art-school dropout "hipster" people like to wear for some reason.
by Tingle Likes Rupees October 27, 2019
Beanie is a man of different words. Sender, d league player, and official bad ass who gets all the hoes. His stoke tank is so high you can't reach the top of that mothafucka. If you play chief keef or give Beanie an Altoid Hummer he may make your wishes come true.
by COLOMANE BEANIE November 30, 2018
A fat pvz kid who doesnt go outside. his only accompishment his pvz. he stutters like a lil bitch when he gets into arguements. everytime you win the agruement he will block you because hes a bitch.
Hes also a dwuki simp because dwuki is low quality and ugly and no personality which is just fitting for beanies retarded personality
Hes also a dwuki simp because dwuki is low quality and ugly and no personality which is just fitting for beanies retarded personality
by XKraxkenX September 09, 2022