hairy beanbag

The adult male Scrotum.

Sarah tried to kick my leg and missed, hitting me instead in my "hairy beanbag."

Julie looked like she wanted it, so I directed her to begin nursing upon my "hairy beanbag."

After much stretching I was able to drape Mollie's face with my fleshy negation, my "hairy beanbag". Sealing her grill in the warm embrace of my glistening "hairy beanbag", although not tearing my "hairy beanbag", I surely put it's elasticity to the test.

by A pimp called 'Slickback' July 30, 2008

Double beanbag

When you put 2 dicks in a pussy and the pussy molds itself to fit them

Yo, she had a total double beanbag!

by Dondonwas November 2, 2016

AirBn-beanbag

A beanbag chair that is likely covered in goo because a bunch of renters spooged in it.

So happy you came to visit while we’re in town, please sit anywhere except maybe the AirBn-beanbag.

by redmiked July 15, 2022

A Boston Beanbag

When a guy is wrestling a girl, and his friend comes in and farts on her face. Her hands are busy thus creating the perfect ass-to-unprotected face fart.

When anthony and vittoria were wrestling, mike noticed vittoria couldnt move her hands. He ran over and gave vittoria a boston beanbag

by yous-a-nasty-bytch April 24, 2010

Drained the beanbag

The phrase used to describe the action of accidentally having children.

Hey Chris I think my life is over, I drained the beanbag with Cindy.

by CON-CON_24 June 14, 2021

sexual beanbag

real beanbag: that comfortable thing laying around that you just fall into when ever you want that molds itself to suit you.

sexual beanbag: a person who does that exact same thing.

"She does everything he wants--she's his sexual beanbag."

by BrownsvilleGirl April 6, 2005

Hairy beanbag

A ball sack under one's tadger with a solid coating in pubic velcro.

"Richard Gough's got a hairy beanbag" chanted with exuberant enthusiasm to highlight Richard's sole positive and defining physical feature.

"Check the nick of that cunt Gough's Hairy Banbag. It looks like a midget hairy Maggie caterpillar without the personality."

by Splocious May 23, 2020