Beazley

A huge stinky turd. Like the mother of all turds, when you really rip a shit that will make it in turd folklore. Most commonly used with the term: "Rip" i.e "Rip a beazley"
These are usually "ripped" after eating a large amount of food, mainly fast food.

"Holy god, i just ripped the most diabolical beazley ever"

"If i eat all that, im going to have to slaughter the most intense beazley"

by beazley ripper May 9, 2010

ginger beagle

name for a red/orange haired person. the same as ranga.

Go fetch ur penis ginger beagle.

Tommy: *throws ball* Go fetch, ginger beagle!

by neonLighting August 30, 2010

Beagled

To be banned from an online forum for no other reason than breaking all the rules

My name's Beagle
I'm the man
You've been banned
For too much SPAM..

by The Masked Avenger December 11, 2003

Beagled

To be very slow and lethargic

I'm totally beagled

by Thebeaglehaslanded April 29, 2010

Beagle-Smack

To hit a sexual partner in the back of the head with a 16 oz. can of dog food while barking like a beagle.

I can't believe we walked in on dad beagle-smacking the dog walker again. What a waste of Alpo.

by boy-girl May 22, 2011

Bagleyed

When you are ignored because someone more important or influential is present.

Andrew bagleyed me when the CEO walked in the room, we were talking and then it was like I ceased to exist.

by Big Mitchell September 20, 2020

Shneagle Beagle

really anything you want it to mean.

i just rolled the fattest SHNEAGLE BEAGLE
i hate you, you fucking SHNEAGLE BEAGLE
that is so SHNEAGLE BEAGLE

by Rebel17 February 15, 2008