beagle

a true hustler. he hunts fish down and retrieves them cuz thats where the food is at.

yo what up beagle, what the bank statements today?

by Reverend Matthew Beautiful May 31, 2004

legal beagle

a dog that is a lawyer

sadie is a legal beagle

by Fancy Henderson May 23, 2003

Beagle Boner 1

The title given to a person who delivers a steamy poo poo placed henceforth on a golden cupcake, and then delivered to the writers of snoopy. After said cupcake has been delivered, the entire writing staff rejoice and divulge in a traditional ritual in which said staff apply cupcake particles to every orifice, and every crevice that exist on the human bodice, resulting in the original supplier popping a boner.

I just did a beagle boner 1.

by the Grand Teton May 29, 2009

William Beagle

When you are in the shower and you feel the need to stick a toothbrush in your anus (bristle end first) and jump around yelling, "I have a tail, I have a tail."

Man says "Hey honey guess what i just did."

Woman " I don't know. What?"

Man "I just did the william beagle."

by Jeffy Dahmer & Nanook April 23, 2007

beagle fucker

Someone who inserts his penis into the rectum of a helpless little beagle dog and fucks it's brains out

Sam J. Miller is such a beagle fucker!

by ramman0759 September 25, 2009

Beagle Ears

floppy, shapeless breasts

That chick should not be wearing a bikini top. She's got a major pair of beagle ears.

by mintypickle May 13, 2005

Beadled

To have receive oral sex from the husband or boyfriend of a girl you just had sex with until you ejactulate in their mouth.

"oh yeah man after I got done with her, he totally beadled me!"

by josh Reinke January 29, 2010