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Bryan Beadle

It is what you call a person who is just a joke.
A GIANT douche bag.

Oh, and a druggie.
So Call all your retarded douche bag friends Bryan Beadle.
Dude, I am feeling like a Beadle...nah not a bug, a fucking douche bag like a BRYAN BEADLE
by FYBB123 October 25, 2010
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beadle's handful

An extremely small quantity (originates from the TV presenter Jeremey Beadle, and his hideously deformed hand).
I haven;t got much, man, just a Beadle's Handful.
by WalnutSack April 26, 2006
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Beadle Bagging

The Art of "Tea Bagging" using your smaller testicle. Named in honour of Jeremy Beadle (recently deceased chubby prankster)
Sally was all about the Beadle Bagging
by the Beadle bagger March 28, 2009
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Beadle's About

A cautionary exclamation usually uttered after breaking wind in order to warn those around you of the imminent smell. Derived from the television show "Watch Out, Beadle's About!" in which chirpy bearded funnyman, Jeremy Beadle, played convoluted pranks on an unsuspecting member of the public.
Crispin: Watch out, everyone, Beadle's about.

Helen: Did a rat die up your arse again,
Crispin, coz THAT STINKS.

Crispin: I did warn ya!


Note: Deviations on the same theme are also possible, eg. simply using the word "Beadle" to denote a flatulent eruption - "Sorry guys, I've just dropped a Beadle"
by Matt April 27, 2004
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the beadle spamming treatment

When you Piss off, Annoy, Harass, Threaten, Bug or act of "Tonying". Also, by clicking LIKE on every post they have ever made on facebook.
"Beadle likes your _____ post"
"Beadle likes your new friendship"
"Beadle likes your relationship"
"Beadle likes your _____ post"
and so on.

The beadle spamming treatment!
by DVanDuzer May 26, 2010
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beadling boys 05

The beadling boys 05 are so cute
by mollywizo April 9, 2020
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Beadle

The Beadle was found in 2004.

The Beadle is an it. No one scientifically knows the specific gender yet. The Beadle is a highly dangerous and strange creature. If you do meet the beadle, I suggest u run.

How to know if the beadle is around:
- growling
- spam notifications on any device
- creaky footsteps
- bad fish-like breath
Oh FUCK The Beadle is coming

Or
Can you PLEASE stop beadling around!
or
OH GOD NOT AGAIN PLEASE DONT START THE GAMES AGAIN PLEASE
by Steven Nolan March 4, 2021
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