everyone thinks you do something important but in reality you're just a high functioning sociopath while doing the bare minimum.
Friend 1: "I'm a Business Administrator, I'm very important to my company but all I do is I just sign some stuff and send it lower down the ranks once or twice a day. I get everything I want but it still doesn't feel enough for the power I hold"
Friend 2: AHHH! The Patrick Bateman Conundrum.
Friend 2: AHHH! The Patrick Bateman Conundrum.
by n.zeck March 14, 2023
While taking a young lady coitus more ferarum (that's doggy-style) pointing to yourself in the mirror, just like Patrick Bateman does in American Psycho.
Mirror not really necessary - the fun is in trying to keep a straight face, knowing that she has no idea what you are contemplating.
Mirror not really necessary - the fun is in trying to keep a straight face, knowing that she has no idea what you are contemplating.
See the film for a graphic illustration of the Patrick Bateman finish. Additionally, I will bet the world that every man who reads this will try this finish the next time he gets a chance.
by Undercover Lover April 16, 2007
"My daughter is Aleiiah Shenee Batemen"
"Aleiiah Shenee Bateman loves to take Kamerons hot thunder"
Aleiiah Shenee Bateman is a girl who's in love with Kameron Jackson and loves to take his thunder
"Aleiiah Shenee Bateman loves to take Kamerons hot thunder"
Aleiiah Shenee Bateman is a girl who's in love with Kameron Jackson and loves to take his thunder
by *Shudders* February 14, 2023
by thickgoofycock December 26, 2022
Jailbait, man!
In reference to Jamie Lynn Spears's impregnation by an act that allegedly amounted to statutory rape.
In reference to Jamie Lynn Spears's impregnation by an act that allegedly amounted to statutory rape.
Don't even think about it. She's Jamie Lynn Bateman.
by B Ligerati January 11, 2008
Kid : Yo bro i have super sigma patrick bateman syndrome
Kid 2 : No, you are just autistic
Kid : boowomp
Kid 2 : No, you are just autistic
Kid : boowomp
by ultra-super-mega-real_john August 03, 2023
a term used by 8 year olds with an attention span of 0.1 seconds.
It's their only insult to use. They also use this as a comment for a video that is meaningful and/or sad.
It's their only insult to use. They also use this as a comment for a video that is meaningful and/or sad.
Commenter: "Hey *Insert youtuber*, remember me? We were friends for a long time. I yesterday found out i had cancer and i'm gonna miss you. My family is working hard to fund my Make-A-Wish. If i die i'm sorry for letting you down."
Random 8 year old: "Sigma Andrew Tate Patrick Bateman Only in Ohio 😂😂😂😂🥶🥶🥶🥶💀💀💀"
These people do not care about others and they think they're sigmas.
Random 8 year old: "Sigma Andrew Tate Patrick Bateman Only in Ohio 😂😂😂😂🥶🥶🥶🥶💀💀💀"
These people do not care about others and they think they're sigmas.
by Bertushka620 September 01, 2023