burleson

also known as a burleson badass, burly or the burleson. someone who drives a would be muscle car if it were not a v6. must also have bleached tips, listen to his music as loud as possible like he would in high school and talk about high school like he was actually well liked. must act like a bad ass at all times with no exceptions, no matter what, for any reason. must also act like he is bigger than everyone, act like he makes more money than everyone despite being broke from his alcolism and drug addictions, act like he gets more girls than everyone and act like he is better than everyone. also, must act like being called a burleson or any variation is a compliment even though he is being made fun of.

burly, don't be a burleson.
i have more money than you. i just don't pay my rent because i am a burleson.

by Not a burleson April 6, 2007

battlesnatch

A vagina that has been wounded or disfigured through the combat of giving birth.

"I didn't mind eating out my wife's pretty pussy but since the birth of my twins I hate going near that battlesnatch".

by Rotten Prince March 22, 2010

battlestone

The person i envy.

I envy Battlestone

by Squall the Impaler March 28, 2004

Battlestone

A huge whiny cunt.

Dude, stop going all Battlestone on us!

by El Mino March 8, 2004

burleson

A dumbass CA who drives a four wheel vehicle with too many stickers and a red flashing light.

Shit... people keep leaving our organization because of that damn burleson. I hope he has a fatal crash into a tree before more people leave.

by Anonymous August 7, 2003

burleson, texas

A town full of cheaty, slime-y losers.
They constantly cheat to achieve their goals in athletics, yet they still cannot find success in their academics.

Scout: Where's that player from?
Bystander: Burleson, Texas
Scout: Great, so he cheats and is dumb, I don't want him on my team

by BurlesonSucks February 1, 2018

Dennis Burleson

The #1 best father to ever exist.

Hey! Is that Dennis Burleson? The best dad ever?

by millux January 4, 2021