burleson, texas

A town full of cheaty, slime-y losers.
They constantly cheat to achieve their goals in athletics, yet they still cannot find success in their academics.
Scout: Where's that player from?
Bystander: Burleson, Texas
Scout: Great, so he cheats and is dumb, I don't want him on my team
by BurlesonSucks February 01, 2018
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Alex

People with the name Alex usually possess blue eyes and curly hair. They are also almost always extreme cucks that have strange sexual fetishes.
Guy: What did you and Alex do at your place
Guy 2: He licked my toes and watched me eat for awhile, after a little he also licked Nutella if my nipples.
by BurlesonSucks April 20, 2018
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