barstool republican

Celtic fan from the Free State. Wannabe Nordies, even though they despise them.

barstool republican: Sings 'Go Home British Soldiers'.

nordie Celtic Fan: But you're a Mexican?

barstool republican: F**k off you Nordie c**t!

by Desigol July 13, 2007

Barstool

A girl with long sexy legs

she is 3/4 leg like a barstool.

Maaate check out that blonde...
which one?
the barstool mate

ohhhh whoa nice

by .:Bunni:. March 1, 2010

Bastolerant

Being allergic to basketball in all shapes and forms. But Usually just straight up basketball. A hatred or a dislike of the sport...which means that really shouldn't be a sport.

"Hey let's go play a game of basketball!"
Response- "Sorry boys I'm Bastolerant"

by DannyGrace March 18, 2010

barstool protocol

the type of discussion that usually takes place at a bar, when individuals argue over the use of the exact words each other has spoken rather than the concepts intended. often making small grammatical errors and the combination of alcohol a violent combination.

John: man, i totally just shat a brick!
Ben: thats literally not possible unless you ate bricks...
John: i mean, it was as hard as a rock and enormous
Ben: ok, well thats different, it certainly wasn't a brick though... look when your at the bar, you gotta understand that barstool protocol is 100% in effect...

by jackbauer October 11, 2012

Barstool grandma

A woman that spent all her time in a bar when her children were young and now they are bad parents and she had to raise the grandkids

The child in roon 2was brought in by his barstool grandma

by winkywpwinwwwinky June 4, 2018

Barstool Cramp

When you sit at the bar to long and it hurts to stand up

You ready to go to the next bar? Yeah let's go! I can barely walk I got a barstool cramp from sitting here for 4 hours watching the game

by Yam derf October 12, 2018

Barstool

A polite way of saying the swear word bastard.

You’re a barstool you know that

by RaNDOMDUE23442312 January 4, 2021