Bartard

Someone who gets addicted to Xanax and goes insane unless they’re already insane which they probably are if they do xanax. Bartards are not human they are lizard people who wear fitteds and shit out of their mouths.

Braden is such a bartard he let JT touch him and he don’t even remember it.

by Junkiest December 1, 2021

Barraud

Verb : The act of bamboozaling or hoodwinking someone to perform an act that they would otherwise never have engaged in.

I hate going to that bar but, I was barrauded into going by my friend who was driving.

by Skipper126 April 5, 2011

Barradell

Barradell is the second name of an ard' man, who will bang man one punch bam

Ard' man: "You wanna scrap"
Gimp: " no your Barradell as fuck"

by Scared to say my name June 27, 2017

Barvard Svamp

A Barvard is an huge mushroom Thatcher resides in another svamp.

All barvards must be svamps.

Oh shit he is a true Barvard Svamp.

by TrueSvamp April 16, 2018

To go to Barnard Castle

To go on a pointless drive.

Specifically against all recommended advice and especially when feeling unwell.

"Despite there being a global pandemic, and all medical advice and governmental regulation (which I helped to write) saying to the contrary, I had to go to Barnard Castle.

This trip needlessly put in danger anybody I may inadvertently have come across due to my families recent exposure to Covid-19. I needlessly took this drive because I recklessly drove the 270miles from London to Durham and had to check whether I was safe to take the pointless 270 mile journey home again."

by DomCummings May 26, 2020

Tom Barnard

One of the most popular local radio personalities in the country, so much that he is the main reason that Howard Stern pulled his radio show from the Twin Cities market. He is noted for being the leader of the KQ Morning Show and his voice-over acting, most recently for Home Depot. He isn't afraid to call a fool a fool, even if that person is a minority. People that don't listen to his morning show are known for listening to the overrated (KDWB), overly-cheery (KS95), poser badass/burnout (93X) garbage that every other TC station puts out on weekday mornings. People that complain about his show are hyper-sensitive bleeding hearts that can go listen to the pretentious, stuck-up garbage on MPR anytime.

Tom Barnard's KQ morning show is the best ever, even though the station's music isn't always my favorite.

by jarshrawb May 30, 2009

barraud

only the coolest people ever have this name. it is god given. by the gods. they are extremely hot and everybody wants to either be them or have them. period.

randomer 1 "SHIT theres a barraud"

randomer 2 "wow is that rosie or charlie? who ever it is they are haaaawwwwttt stuff"

by sexy123456433 September 13, 2010