jessica barden

stan for clear skin and good grades

jessica barden is so pretty and sexy

by ededxde32wdsaxawere January 10, 2021

Bartentard

Someone who works behind a bar and has very little knowledge of their job, beer, wine, or alcohol in general.

"This bartentard only charged me $2.50 for this Southern Tier Unearthly, he thought it was a Yuengling!"

by 814DH May 28, 2009

Bardening

Verb: To pleasure one’s self or another’s male member.

Jesse was bardening Mike’s wiener. Both smiled.

by Jesseandmike August 12, 2018

Brandon Barden

one of the coolest and sweetest kids in the school EVER (:

Brandon Barden is the BEST EVER !!!

by teddy 391654367 February 26, 2011

Bradenton FL

Bradenton FL home to where old ladies pee and shit in bags because their cocaine addicted illiterate sons don’t know how to fix their toilets and leave it to rot until it’s smells like Kamala Harris asshole and old ladies go to red lobster and ask for pots of water.

Mother:honey can you fix the toilet I really need to go

Son:yeah I’ll do it tomorrow

Mother:thank you honey.

3 months later
Mother: Whatever ima just shit in this bag till this house smells like moby dicks anal cavity

Man fuck Bradenton FL

by Bradenton September 4, 2021

Bradenton

Bradenton FL home to where old ladies pee and shit in bags because their cocaine addicted illiterate sons don’t know how to fix their toilets and leave it to rot until it’s smells like Kamala Harris asshole and old ladies go to red lobster and ask for pots of water.

Mother:honey can you fix the toilet I really need to go

Son:yeah I’ll do it tomorrow

Mother:thank you honey.

3 months later
Mother: Whatever ima just shit in this bag till this house smells like moby dicks anal cavity

Man fuck Bradenton

by Bradenton September 4, 2021

Barent

Barent is a name originating during the early middle ages in Scandinavia, Svalbard (Norway) and Russia. There is a common misconception that it's meaning is linked to the sea, or "stormy sea" in some translations. This error is mainly due to the connection to Willem Barentsz, the Dutch navigator, cartographer and explorer for whom the Barents Sea is named after.

Barent in it's original meaning is usually the youngest or last child who is expected to work in the homestead and forsake the fortune and inheritance of the eldest son. Due to this, the name has become a synonym for househusband or one portraying homosexual traits.

I'm not doing that chore! It's such a Barent thing to do!

by Norse Skalding35 February 3, 2010