Max banford

the beastliest man the world has yet to see. Any true man with the name of max banford should be the ruler of the world. All the hot girls of the world should be crawling to him so they can hopefully just maybe have a chance. It can also be used as calling somebody a ruler, king, beast, or monster.

Holy crap dude! you're a fricken Max Banford!

by jillyboo65 January 18, 2010

Banff Academy

A pupil starts a fight with someone and get beaten up, the school expels the pupil for self defence and basically gives the other a kid a slap on the wrist and told don’t do it again.

Person 1: oh I got expelled today for self defence

Person 2: oh, what school ??
Person 1: Banff academy

by Flappy clappy January 20, 2020

banfoon

A person who is silly and daft beyond all knowledge.

Tasha is a banfoon

by Burt Hurdlebert February 25, 2017

Banfu

b*tch ass n*gga f*ck u

instead of saying the whole thing just say banfu

by Kevin May 1, 2006

Banfulary

When something is absolutely stupid

“Mum can I put the banana in the toaster”

“ wtfff that banfulary “

by Rjmoon August 8, 2019

banfarg

the drunken term for 'bacon bandaids'.

"Hey Evan, what did you get me for christmas?"
"A pack of banfarg"
"What the hell is banfarg?"
"Well, for one, my new band name. so, remember it!"

by Lake the Pirate January 15, 2007

Banff

(adj.)
Pertaining to, or descriptive of, that kind of facial expression which is impossible to achieve except when having a passport photograph taken, which results in happas (q.v.).

by Nick March 28, 2003