Power Ballad

A form of heavy metal music in which the listener is tempted to pump their fist into the air repeatedly synchronized with the emotional impact said song inflicts upon the listener.

"Mandy, do you know what a power ballad is?"
"No, I could try to explain it but really I have no idea what I'm talking about Stephen."

by Stephonzo October 9, 2008

Ghetto Ballad

1. Dateing a big black guy you dont know that well, having him steal all your money and rape you; followed by death

Layshawnda went to a restaurant was mugged, raped, and killed this is a textbook case of the Ghetto Ballad.

by Freet94 September 20, 2009

Ballast tanks

When your balls expand from absorbing too much water from sitting in the bath too long.

I was taking a bath, and I mustve dozed off, because when I looked down, I had ballast tanks.

by Bojojo June 16, 2011

balladeerkisser

A Very Very Good bandori player(probably better than me) and a tiktoker and sometimes I just follow them to watch their bandori videos😂👍

“Omg how do you not know balladeerkisser??”
“Idk cause I’m not crazy and watch there videos”

by theonlyoneforveron August 2, 2021

the ballad

The ballad is the story of something or someone told in the form of a song (musical story)

1 : Julia's adventure is awesome let's do a song about it
2 : "The ballad of Julia's adventure" :)
1 : it's gonna be an online hit in no time

by Max Adams September 9, 2013

Ballad

The kind of singing mostly used by Europeans during the Eurovision Song Contest to annoy the audience.

Oh no, not another damn ballad!

by Erethas May 25, 2015

power ballad

1. any song written by a hairband that is sung and not screamed.

2. any song that creates suicidal thoughts in teenage girls of the 80's.

3. any song that played at a prom from 1981-1995.

example of a power ballad as follows: November rain, anything for love, eternal flame.

by shortikat April 18, 2012