this life no balance at all

Simply means Life ain't fair, That condition wasn't expected.

Tunde: Mings, my girlfriend asked for a break up

Mings: Serious, My guy this life no balance at all.

by SweetMings July 6, 2020

Getting my balance

Violently stomping on a fallen adversary.

This euphemism was popularized by Ndamukong Suh of the Detroit Lions, who explained away his blatant kicking of a Green Bay Packers offensive lineman as a simple attempt to regain his balance.

Police Officer: Hey! You with the gold chain! Stop stomping on that homeless man!

Thug: Just getting my balance, sir.

by revnorb November 30, 2011

out of balance

A term used by African American youths in the mid 90’s for “ Out of Bounds” in basketball.

Nah man. You stepped out of balance.

by The_Streets October 12, 2017

ass balance

When to many overweight individuals take the same flight, the flight crew must split the larger individuals evenly on both sides of the aircraft.

Flight attendant 1 - "Why are we flying sideways?"
Flight attendant 2 - "Time to complete an ass balance"

Nate - "How is the ass balance going?"
Ed - "Ass Balance?"
Nate "*Mass"

by Slarge January 13, 2012

Wank balance

The level of jizz in the male sexual organs, for example if you haven't had a wank for a week you have a healthy wank balance, if you wank 8 times a day then your overdrawn

I need to refuel the tank - my wank balance is running low after this mornings work out

by sharkfest August 1, 2016

Mount and Balance

1. To engage in sexual intercourse in a non-traditional location or position whereby great care, skill and balance is required to avoid falling, twisting or otherwise resulting in bodily injury.

2. A mechanical term used to refer to the installation of vehicle tires onto wheel rims and weight balancing the wheel for even tread wear.

1. Dan and Carla spiced up their lovemaking by having sex on the roof of their neighbors house. They were able to get off without injury with a successful mount and balance.

2. Frank bough some new shoes for his ride and made sure he paid extra for the mount and balance.

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

P.H. Balance

Short for Pimp Hand Balance. This is when one of your bitches steps out of line and you bring down your pimp hand strong on the Ho to bring balance back to the relationship and the universe.

Dude, my girlfriend told me that she was going out " with the girls " and would not be home until late. So I tooled her up to P.H. balance that shit out.

by Uncle Jun September 2, 2018