The process by which one purposefully refrains from defacating, thereby allowing the poo to harden, or 'bake', thereby making it a more pleasant experience later.
John: "I was gonna take a shit earlier, but I could tell it was gonna be a wet one, so I baked it till later."
by Octagon Stav March 29, 2019
Get the baked itmug. 
by fonzie. November 27, 2006
Get the bakedmug. by pridenpredjudice October 31, 2011
Get the bakedmug. When you're high off your ass to the point where you can't even think anymore.
When you're fucking chink eyed.
When you're fucking chink eyed.
I am one baked motherfucker.
by KD42 December 23, 2010
Get the bakedmug. 1.)high, stoned, under the influence of marijuana or equivalent drug.
2.)extremely tired, displaying symptoms of (but not actually) being under the influence of narcotics.
Symptoms for both: glazed eyes, unconsciousness, half-consciousness, hunger, numbness.
2.)extremely tired, displaying symptoms of (but not actually) being under the influence of narcotics.
Symptoms for both: glazed eyes, unconsciousness, half-consciousness, hunger, numbness.
1) He was so spaced out that day, just completely baked! I bet you he'll drop out soon.
2) Ugh, dude I went shopping, racing, eating, drinking, skiing, skating, ballin', batting, playing, singing, swimming, climbing, and dancing earlier, and then right before I accidentally shot myself, my gf broke up with me.
{I'm so baked}
2) Ugh, dude I went shopping, racing, eating, drinking, skiing, skating, ballin', batting, playing, singing, swimming, climbing, and dancing earlier, and then right before I accidentally shot myself, my gf broke up with me.
{I'm so baked}
by Reali-T Scribe October 28, 2006
Get the bakedmug.