Bag of dicks 

A person who is so ugly both as a person and as an eyesore that they resemble a bag of the male reproductive organ; also used to describe a man who is unkempt and has bad hygiene.

Dude came over to my house and hadn’t showered in two days! He was looking and acting like a total bag of dicks too! He expected me to cook AND clean for him and he’s a grown man.

Bag of dicks by TalentedTongue November 28, 2021

Bag of dicks 

A human who enjoys being hungover and passion is sleeping on couches. They think the highest score wins at golf (always shooting over a 100), thinks they are great at Mario Cart but are afraid to set it up in fear of losing there spot on the couch and coming in last place.

That bag of dicks said he doesn’t want to play darts because he is going to set up Mario Cart, but when you come back inside he hasn’t moved off the couch he currently believes he owns.

Bag of dicks by Yourboilet May 28, 2022

Bag of Dicks 

A bag filled with dicks. A way to say disgusting.

I will hit you with a bag of dicks. I look like a bag of dicks.

Bag of Dicks by Badussyeater24/7 June 12, 2022

Bag of dicks 

Jeff bezos and Netflix are such for not having lord of the rings or Harry potter collections available.

Bezos really is a bag of dicks. I wanted to watch lord of the rings this weekend. Dick

Bag of dicks by Bagod September 26, 2022

Bag of dicks 

Jeff bezos and Netflix are such for not having lord of the rings or the Harry potter collections available.

Bezos really is a bag of dicks. I wanted to watch Harry potter . Dick

Bag of dicks by Bagod September 26, 2022

Bag of Dicks 

There's no singular use for Bag of Dicks, it's usable to the point of your creativity

An avenue that always gets laughs is to describe the feeling of one's physical condition after some kind of intoxication session

Fuck me, I woke up this morning like a Bag of Dicks

Bag of Dicks by Sangas December 6, 2022

Bag of dicks 

A slang term used to describe one’s multiple bullshit arguments. When a person is off the rails perhaps drunk or belligerent they are being a quote bag of dicks.

Another definition when fed up with someone told to go and eat a bag of dicks.

Heather “John’s a real douche bag he won’t buy me any feddie wop. Ralph “ go eat a bag of dicks heather and stop being a dope whore, trifling ass biatch”

Bag of dicks by Tylonn platinum 3 August 22, 2024