backseat blogger

Similar to a backseat driver but for Internet blogs instead of cars. They leave annoying comments criticizing how someone else chooses to write their blog or criticizing what they choose to write about in their own blog.

"Hey you shouldn't write about that kind of junk in your blog!"
"What a backseat blogger."

by FataMorganaPseudonym January 18, 2008

backseat bushwhack

a term refering to fucking in the backseat of a car

I was having a backseat bushwhack with my boyfriend in the parking lot at McDonalds!

by Jennifer Love May 29, 2007

backseat bingo

50s term for necking in the car.
Also appears in Big D and the Kids Table song "Noise Complaint"

"We were hanging out in the back of the van."
"What were you doing?"
"Just playing backseat bingo"

by simplyjam March 26, 2007

Backseat Chess Player

Anyone (or even possibly a group) that stands over your shoulder while playing chess, and the person always claims to see an awesome move for either you or your opponent. This gets so annoying especially when you the moron says, "Oh you didn't see this awesome move!" Then points his fat finger on your board, or touches the pieces. They cause me slight stress due to their annoying hints for the person I am supposed to checkmate...or they keep saying in my ear like a slimy snake, "I see a good move." Sometimes their moves are good, but most of the time they have not a clue what they are talking about and can stick you in a worse situation or cost you a nice piece. Do not take advice from them, and if your opponent is a real chess player they will give them the bird and tell them to shut up or shove off. The best way to repel them is to just ignore them, or flat out tell them you can play better than they can and then prove it in a match.

Stop helping, damn backseat Chess Player.

by G.Stefani704 May 23, 2011

Backseat Pancake

When you are in the backseat of the car and you're fucking and the female smashes the males balls as flat as a pancake.

I was totally drunk and some fat chick gave me a backseat pancake. I should probably get my balls checked.

by Black man with flat Balls November 23, 2010

backspacer

The ninth Pearl Jam album released in 2009 where Pearl Jam actually sounds happy.

Dude! Have you heard the album 'Backspacer' by Pearl Jam?!

Yeah man! It's weird...they're happy...what the fuck?! But damn...it's good!

by jonnigga September 20, 2009

Backsplash Barrier

The layer of toilet paper you put in the toilet before you take a dump. Helps to prevent backsplash and also makes crapping quieter as there are no more splashing noises.

A: Why'd you take so long, bro?
B: Dude, I had to take a shower after I took a dump due to all the backsplash on my ass.
A: Gross. Next time don't forget the backsplash barrier.

Girl1: I hate pooping! It's embarrassing coz people can hear you sometimes.
Girl2: Hellooo, backsplash barrier? Keeps your butt clean and also makes pooping virtually soundless.

by qinomo December 16, 2011