Speedy Broomstick

When A Witch Does A HandStand On A BroomStick And It Zips Into The Next Galaxy Like That Car That Could Travel Through Time in Back To The Future

Damn That Son Of A Witch Flew Away On A Goddamn Speedy Broomstick!

Speedy Broomstick by Seagulls Of Satan September 28, 2008

flying broomstick 

A sexual maneuver in which the man leaps from the foot of the bed, leading with his penis, and penetrating his partner in one motion.

Due to the sheer physics behind this maneuver the penetration is extremely deep and most excellent.

Also known as "the cervix slapper" or" the ultimate hole in one"

1) Dude, I totally flying broomsticked this chick last night.

2) Bro, I would totally flying broomstick that ass right now.

flying broomstick by docholiday9009 August 1, 2011

Broomstick 

A mythical weapon used by Asian moms when their son got a B+ in a recent math test

My mom smacked me with the broomstick when I was caught using a calculator.

Broomstick by dudepro120 June 19, 2019

boomstick 

big nasty shotgun as used by Ash in Army of darkness. Use with movie quote "This is my BOOMSTICK!" when talking to a 14th century primitive culture to explain the principal of firearms and their safe use.

Go watch the film it rocks.

boomstick by boomstick October 10, 2003

It's A Broomstick! 

A Phrase used to point out people have just stated the obvious.

Comes from the film "Harry Potter And The Philosophers/Sorcerers Stone" when an Owl Delivers a Broom-shaped package and when opened Ron Exclaims "Its a Broomstick!"

Guy 1: Ahhh well it's dark.
Guy 2: It's a Broomstick!

It's A Broomstick! by swisstoblerone March 20, 2010

Boomstick 

The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

Alright you primitive screwheads - listen up! Ya see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK!

Boomstick by Matt..... June 27, 2009

broomstickjockey 

one who sticks broomsticks in their ass for amusement
one who enjoys straight and stiff objects in their anus

Vix:would you like to meet my broomstickjockey friend boris?
Chris: why yes ofcourse i would, just let me turn down my alexisonfire.

broomstickjockey by vix633 September 27, 2005