brexit

When a person asks to join a house-party and while getting drunk starts to abuse the host and other guests, throw up on the carpet in a bedroom, calls the host's wife a ugly fat c***, in the end sits down in the hallway and declines to leave the house.

Sasha came to our party last night but he was brexit -ing and had to literally kick him out from the house!

by Ratatui January 28, 2019

Brexit

When, in mid-conversation, many English people just inexplicably decide to wander off, while any normal person would at least offer a 'BRB' of some kind. They tend to be gone for a long time, possibly even all day long, and when they get back act like they never left.

"So, Ashley, how was brexit?" "Huh?"

by CJCsomething May 30, 2018

Brexit

Brexit, verb brexiting, is a term used to describe a person who is telling everyone they are leaving, but then stay another hour.

Person 1: Gosh why is John still here, I thought he left an hour ago?
Person 2: I think he decided to do a bit of a Brexit.

by BenjameenoDeeno November 8, 2019

Brexit

Brexit is when you promise to pull out, but you don’t.

I told Johnson we had to Brexit and when it was time he didn’t pull out.

I promised her I would pull out but instead I pulled a brexit.

Sometimes when I brexit I end up with a child 9 months later. That makes 3 these past 2 years. 2 with Teresa and one with Boris.

I am British and my wife is European so I can do a proper brexit.

by Awesomeluc December 8, 2019

Brexit

A self-inflicted disaster, requiring a distinct lack of sense.

If you want to completely brexit a bridge from Ireland to Mainland Europe, get the guy who couldn't build a bridge across the Thames.

by Boris Bridge March 21, 2021

Brexit

The Separation of the UK from the EU
(This was a stupid Idea from the start)

Brexit is going to happen

by Lewizz10 January 18, 2019

brexit

When you're bragging to your crew about doing something crazy, so they call you on it, but you do a total 180 cos that shit's insane.

"J said he's gonna step up to the jackass challenge and set his crotch on fire..."

"Nah fam that shit's crazy, Imma brexit"

by plrain June 29, 2016