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Brexiteer 

Someone who believes in unicorns and fairy dust, and that their own failure in life is due to immigrants, the European Parliament and straight bananas. Brexiteers are the staunch enemy of remoaners who cause them undue stress by asking difficult questions in their selfish search for any facts (or plans) that might make the impending mother of all fuckups "worth it".

Likely to also be a little dim.
Remoaner #1: Have you met Bob? He's 36 and still believes in the Tooth Fairy

Remoaner #2: no great surprise, he is a brexiteer after all
Brexiteer by Simon_TW November 24, 2016
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Brexiteer 

slang for someone who chats shite and is always unrealistic.
You know like that mate everyone has, who when your in the pub on a Wednesday and some guy you vaguely know says ‘Alright lads you coming to footy on Saturday, early kick off at Midday..load of the lads meeting at the pub at 10.30am’
You say ‘Doubt it mate, we are out for Fat Baz’s Stag Do In Dam on Thursday and Friday and Dodgy Tony has a link up, our flight don’t land at Heathrow until 10am Saturday morning
But your mate says ‘I will be there, I am King of the Sess’ even though he is already talking in joined up writing after one pint of 3.4% bitter.
Fucking stupid Brexiteer.
Brexiteer by Rascal G November 16, 2018

Brexiteer 

Am idiot or a liar, or both
Someone who, in spite of imperial evidence, person and collective detriment, and a rise in xenophobia, denies their political choice was to blame. It fucking was!

“Brexit gives us lots of new opportunities and is not responsible for economic decline, further austerity and an upturn in racially motivated hatred.“ Brexiteer
Brexiteer by smurphmonkey November 18, 2022

Brexiteer's block 

the mental condition impacting the ability to describe the specific requirements of Brexit
We were having a great chat about politics, and all of a sudden they got a case of Brexiteer's block

brexshiteer

A rabid support of Brexit who is prepared to sacrifice anything to see Brexit happen in as damaging a fashion as possible.
It's nice to know that brexshiteers are prepared to sacrifice the lives of people who depend on medicines from the EU, and absolutely refuse the idea of a confirmatory referendum because they don't believe asking the public for their opinion is democratic.

Many brexshiteers seem to think that leaving the EU means that the British Empire will rise again. The ex-colonies might not be as keen.
brexshiteer by DameKnowledge October 24, 2019

Brexitard 

An individual so deranged in the pursuit of Brexit, that they seemingly lose all capabilities of demonstrating logic and reason. This often co-insides with an inability to form meaningful sentences longer than 3 words e.g. "Brexit means Brexit".

Can be easily identified via a mix of, but not exclusively; a love for Margaret Thatcher, unease around anyone of darker complexion, or excessive consumption of Lager (typically Stella Artois).
"Bloody remoaners. Brexit means Brexit. Where my beer? "

I see the Brexitards have made an appearance then.
Brexitard by SpiritedIndividual January 4, 2021
Someone who voted leave EU then search what EU means afterwards
Because of too many Brexiterds, they left EU.