Breezers 

Rich white kids that live in Gulf Breeze, Florida. They are often despised by the residents of Pensacola and the surrounding area. The kid's parents are usually doctors and stockbrokers and for some reason they think they're black. They carry around iPhone Xs and Juuls. They can be seen riding around in their golf carts while blasting rap music on their expensive speakers. They usually only wear Vineyard Vines and Patagonia shirts combined with expensive shoes and khaki shorts.

Steve: Hey man I heard that Billy moved to Gulf Breeze...
Jimmy: Oh no. The Breezers have converted him.

Breezers by mtlf September 24, 2018

bastard breeder 

One who defecates out children by one or multiple fathers with no intention on a long term relationship or marriage. Usually goes around life talking about who men ain't shit but yet is in the maternity ward approximately nine months later. Clusters of bastard breeders usually thrive in urban areas. Bastard Breeders come in all colors and creeds, and are usually in impoverish ghetto projects or trailer park dwellings.
Bastard Breeder children are more likely to drop out of school and become pimples on the asses of society.

Jane Doe did not like to work. However found it profitable being a bastard breeder and collecting welfare from the state for 18 years as well as child support from hard working stiffs.

bastard breeder by DzNutz December 3, 2007

breeder 

a noun.

someone whose sole purpose is to have babies.

They define their existence solely based on how many kids they have and how big their family is.

see also "heterosexual"

"joe always talks about his kids"
"yes, joe is a breeder."

breeder by dontdothattwice May 19, 2009

breeder wagon 

also known as a mini-van driven by moms and dads of bratty children

A breeder wagon is any make and model of mini-van type vehicle (foreign or domestic).

breeder wagon by rebecca g May 28, 2009

Breeder brain

A person with kids who is oblivious to everything besides the fact that they've procreated.

Mom: Oh I know I'm living in squalor but I just love kids! And I'm going to get pregnant for the 5th time regardless of my situation! It's a miracle!

Normal person: Wow that bitch is a real breeder brain.

Breeder brain by Lacey13 January 19, 2012

Welfare Dog Breeder 

A person who breeds dogs for thousands but begs for donations because they don’t have a job. They live off others hard earned money. They hoard animals and live in small houses. The dogs are a source of income solely to bring attention to themselves.

That welfare dog breeder took up donations to build a fence.

Welfare Dog Breeder by wtf is wrong with people May 9, 2020

beeders 

extremely bad luck, in a funny kind of way (for your friends, not for you obviously!)

"Beeders Neil, that bird hates you"

beeders by Bryan Chalmers December 6, 2006