Why would you buy a pair of good earbuds when you can get these for twice the price and half the sound quality? Shit son, they're even endorsed by Dr. Dre himself, and, like any celebrity, he wouldn't make false claims about product quality in exchange for large piles of money, right?
Sarcasm aside, these earphones are piles of shit (even when you get a pair that isn't a cheap knockoff from China). The only people who think they're "quality engineered" (according to none other than Monster's marketing department) are people who have never before used earbuds other than the even shittier Apple earbuds included with iPods/iPhones, or spent more than $10 on a pair. They only spent the money on these after seeing them in the latest pop/rap video on MTV, and decided to spend way too much because someone famous said they're cool.
Seriously, spend your money on something better, like Klipsch, Bowers & Wilkins, Sennheiser, Etymotic, Sony, V-Moda, and pretty much anything else that costs more than $60 and isn't endorsed by a celebrity.
Though if you only listen to Nikki Minaj or Justin Bieber, then fuck it, you only care about the bass and/or being popular, so go ahead and blow your parents' money on them.
Sarcasm aside, these earphones are piles of shit (even when you get a pair that isn't a cheap knockoff from China). The only people who think they're "quality engineered" (according to none other than Monster's marketing department) are people who have never before used earbuds other than the even shittier Apple earbuds included with iPods/iPhones, or spent more than $10 on a pair. They only spent the money on these after seeing them in the latest pop/rap video on MTV, and decided to spend way too much because someone famous said they're cool.
Seriously, spend your money on something better, like Klipsch, Bowers & Wilkins, Sennheiser, Etymotic, Sony, V-Moda, and pretty much anything else that costs more than $60 and isn't endorsed by a celebrity.
Though if you only listen to Nikki Minaj or Justin Bieber, then fuck it, you only care about the bass and/or being popular, so go ahead and blow your parents' money on them.
"Cool" Earbud User: Hah, u dumb Apple earbud user, u should try my Beats by Dr. Dre Tour headphones and experience an ear orgams.
Normal Person: Um, these are Klipsch S4i earbuds, just because they're white doesn't mean they're Apple. And I'm guessing you define "ear orgasms" as "ear drum-raping levels of bass"? Here try these.
"Cool" Earbud User: What the fuck, what, what is this I'm hearing?!
Normal Person: It's called sound quality, something you look for when you listen to music that isn't just bass with autotuned lyrics.
Normal Person: Um, these are Klipsch S4i earbuds, just because they're white doesn't mean they're Apple. And I'm guessing you define "ear orgasms" as "ear drum-raping levels of bass"? Here try these.
"Cool" Earbud User: What the fuck, what, what is this I'm hearing?!
Normal Person: It's called sound quality, something you look for when you listen to music that isn't just bass with autotuned lyrics.
by unhactagain November 20, 2011
Get the Beats by Dr. Dre Tour mug.Not really considered to be an official genre, and not really as much of a combination of the two genres (progressive house and breakbeat) as it is to destinguish itself from Breakbeat in it's Hip Hop influenced form - where more of the emphasis is on being funky.
A Prog Breaks fan is more often a discerning listener and a thinker. Typical features of Prog Breaks include:
> Tidily composed, cleverly arranged beats
> A variety of texture (rough, smooth, sharp, flat)
> Ingenuity and innovation in synthetic sound
> A breakdown of some kind (for a few seconds), where the artist has let their creativity loose with upfront synth sounds or with a crazy, unpredictable bout of broken beats set to send your mind boggling.
Notable artists include (but definately not restricted to) - Hybrid, Luke Chable, Phil K, Andy Page, Burufunk, Grayarea.
A Prog Breaks fan is more often a discerning listener and a thinker. Typical features of Prog Breaks include:
> Tidily composed, cleverly arranged beats
> A variety of texture (rough, smooth, sharp, flat)
> Ingenuity and innovation in synthetic sound
> A breakdown of some kind (for a few seconds), where the artist has let their creativity loose with upfront synth sounds or with a crazy, unpredictable bout of broken beats set to send your mind boggling.
Notable artists include (but definately not restricted to) - Hybrid, Luke Chable, Phil K, Andy Page, Burufunk, Grayarea.
by Bumclouds July 31, 2005
Get the progressive breaks mug.When a girl pins down another girl or a guy in a wrestling match (usually if it's a guy the match was staged, unless the dude is just a big panzy, and/or lets her win for the enjoyment of having this move done on him) by laying on top of them, them being face up and she being face down, and then presses her boobs (they're usually big or else this is pointless) down over their face, smothering them with her massive rack. When a girl does this to a guy, the guy is in a state of extreme bliss, and when a girl does this to another girl, then all guys watching are in a state of extreme bliss, but wish they were underneath as well.
If a guy does this to a girl, well then he's mean for laying his fat self (he's gotta be fat to have boobs) on a poor girl, and if a guy does this to a guy, you will effectively be boner-killed for the rest of your life. Avoid at all costs if you ever want to masturbate again.
If a guy does this to a girl, well then he's mean for laying his fat self (he's gotta be fat to have boobs) on a poor girl, and if a guy does this to a guy, you will effectively be boner-killed for the rest of your life. Avoid at all costs if you ever want to masturbate again.
A girl lays down on another girl and uses her boobs to smother her face, thus, a breast smother. *fap fap fap fap*
by Badassmonkey December 16, 2008
Get the Breast Smother mug.What you say when a male person is being a prick and starting on someone everyone likes so people just want to hit him.
by captainoflust January 2, 2009
Get the man want beats mug.by brandon smith-johnson August 20, 2009
Get the Breast plow mug.Friend: Look up Just shapes and beats rule 34
Person: Who the hell makes porn of fucking shapes?
*googles*
Person: ok what the f u c k is this
Person: Who the hell makes porn of fucking shapes?
*googles*
Person: ok what the f u c k is this
by RainbowThePerson May 11, 2019
Get the just shapes and beats mug.by sitjpk November 5, 2012
Get the Beats the shit outta me mug.