Bluffin' with my Muffin

the offering of a baked good to distract your enemies so that you can make a quick escape.

'I was cornered my thieves on a dark, deserted street, and only managed to escape by bluffin' with my muffin (blueberry).'

by lisaa45 May 18, 2009

Dry Buffing

Dry Buffing is a method of male masturbation that employs the use of a Dremel tool with a soft buffing attachment, polishing pad or brush. The goal of Dry Buffing is to stimulate the the male member with the Dremel tool and spinning the buffing pad for stimulation until the individual reaches an orgasmic state. The individual finishes off by ejaculating and letting the semen run down the shaft leaving the cock in a shiny, glossy state.

Steven purchased a new Dremel tool set at the local Home Depot. Although he purchased the set to peform some minor home repairs, he found himself in the garage using his new found hardware to do a little Dry Buffing. Steven got himself off several times before proceeding with the actual repairs inside the house.

by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2014

helmet buffing

1. oral sex on male genitalia

dat girl got mad helmet buffing skillz, She ate my jawn up for hours without coming up for air.

by K.T. Farmer April 2, 2006

body bluffin'

Basically means you lying about something that you do or don't do. Another word for fronting, saying you have something that you don't have, or that you do something you don't really do, etc. Back in the day, we used to call in perpin, perpatrating, etc.

A girl who says she don't fuck on the first date, when everyone knows that she usually does, that's body bluffin'

A dude who pushing a big milky benz like it's his, when in reality, he's renting it, that's body bluffin'

For more examples, please see the Papoose Song "Body Bluffin'".

by Robzilla06 May 11, 2006

Bluffin' with my Muffin

While having sex with a man, the girl is actually thinking about a woman. He thinks she's into it because she is aroused, but she's not aroused because of him. Bluffin' = lying. Muffin = Vagina.

I was bluffin' with my muffin last night with John since I couldn't stop thinking of Jane.

by mimi.loves.chachi May 4, 2009

buffing the bat

1. Slang for "polishing one's awards".

2. Masturbation

Rory was really buffing the bat in that meeting.

by Debbles May 6, 2006

buffing the little trombone

when an obliging and well endowed lady performs a simultaneous rimjob and titwank on a grateful gentleman

Whilst waiting for the next patient to arrive, the anaesthetist was most grateful to the scrub nurse who had removed her top and his trousers, and was buffing the little trombone with vigour.

by illustriousbob December 10, 2011