Poodle bluffing is attempting to intimidate someone who outclasses the poodle bluffer in a very obvious way. Think Pee-Wee Herman challenging Carrot Top to a fist fight.

Toy poodles are angry and bitter little creatures. Perhaps they feel slighted by the evolutionary process having taken away their natural survival skills in exchange for poofy hair and the ability to dig holes. Generation after generation of inbreeding created this feisty little abomination, lending itself to retarded behavior like poodle bluffing.

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