Black Jesus 

Amber

Holy shit look at black Jesus knees pop out of place

Black Jesus by Pro clubs god September 4, 2021

Black Jesus 

A cutaway gag from family guy that is way more funnier if you actually watch the clip

“I rode into town on an ass

Yo mama’s ass!”

-Black Jesus

Black Jesus by MUGlol69 October 10, 2021

Black Jesus 

Black Jesus is a nickname given to highly regarded as the greatest basketball player of all time Micheal Jordan

Bro we dont shit talk to Black Jesus cause if we do he will give us 60

Black Jesus by FadedIsCool January 28, 2023

black jesus painting 

A really shitty painting of a black Jesus found mostly in poor black people's homes. Usually painted by someone with questionable artistic talent.

You know that cat Dirty Red who I buy that kush from? He has a Black Jesus painting promintely displayed in his filthy living room, that shit creeps me out yo.

black jesus painting by suicide assistant March 8, 2007

Black Jesus Cult 

A cult for black jesus, participated in non racist acts and ran by Sid and jimmathy

Boy: black Jesus cult
Girl:the cult
Boy: bitch lasagne

Black Jesus Cult by Budmouth6969 February 5, 2019

mach black jesus 

When you move two times faster than Mach Jesus.
when you move to fast to be seen.

He robbed the store at Mach Black Jesus speed i didn't even see him.

mach black jesus by Mach Jesus November 27, 2018

The New Black Jesus 

A non-profit organization started by High School entrepreneur Charlie Flanum.

Are you going to The new black Jesus barbecue?

The New Black Jesus by j_alton1619 September 5, 2020