Garrett was jacking off in the tub and his sister Alex walks in and asks Garrett what are you doing? He simply says I'm taking a shit but really he was "bathsterbating"
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An antiquated term for insanity, madness. Belfry: the top of a bell tower on a church, where the bell is housed. Often infested with bats, who enjoy the darkness and seclusion of the place.
She's got bats in the belfry, sqirrels in the attic, owls up in the loft. She's apeshit, bughouse, batty, mad as a march hare.
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"Incredible. He checked in but didn't check out"
"Must have been the Bates Motel," man.
"Incredible. He checked in but didn't check out"
"Must have been the Bates Motel," man.
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Going to the loan officer at the bank and telling them you have a 400 credit score with multiple chargeoffs, no job or income and you live on your friends couch and absolutely no way of making the loan payments and then asking if you could qualify for a $400,000 unsecured credit line with the lowest interest rate. The loan officer looks you straight in the eye and asks you if you are "pulling a John Bates" on me?
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Regardless of sexual preference, all batsexuals are tolerant of each other, and when coming across a fellow batsexual, a series of "DUDE!"s and high-fives ensue.
Batsexuality can lead to many great friendships, or relationships.
Regardless of sexual preference, all batsexuals are tolerant of each other, and when coming across a fellow batsexual, a series of "DUDE!"s and high-fives ensue.
Batsexuality can lead to many great friendships, or relationships.
1. When Hank and Charlie met at the party, it was awkward until they discovered they were both batsexuals. The rest of the night was spent arguing about who was a better Caped Crusader; George Clooney or Christian Bale.
2. The other night, I hosted a six hour long movie marathon with all of my batsexual friends.
2. The other night, I hosted a six hour long movie marathon with all of my batsexual friends.
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