Ugly Bastard

A category on hentai haven that no one clicks on because no one likes anime chicks getting plowed like a plot of land by anime equivalent of John Goodman.

Person 1: I love the ugly bastard category!
Person 2: *Grabs scissors* Your genes cannot be allowed to spread.

by BlimeyCunt June 13, 2018

gnarly bastard

a song by XXXTentacion, basically his pastor thought he was toxic

I'm really gonna miss X, what a gnarly bastard.

RIP XXXTentacion

by manarchy June 21, 2018

Horny bastard

A person who wants to fuck everything and everyone

“Dude that sofa look kinda fuckable”
“Ew you horny bastard”

by Naniladlord October 9, 2020

Bahar

Bahar is a cutest girl in the world with beautifulest eyes}.
Every boys want to had this pretty girl and every girls want to be her.
If you want to see the heaven, just look at her eyes.

Bahar is the best girl in the world.

by scorpion_03 August 19, 2018

Bastard Sock

When you are done washing and start folding your clothes, there is always one sock without a partner. This sock left behind is known as a bastard sock. Some households keep bastard sock piles/baskets, giving temporary shelter to socks that have become bastards until they can be reunited with another matching sock.

Goddamnit! I know I washed 3 pairs of socks, but now all I have is 2 pairs and one bastard sock.

by rmft November 1, 2009

Shithouse Bastard

Popularized by proud pedophile, Geoffrey Leonard. Shithouse Bastard refers to one(usually journalists) that continuously asks private questions about you and your underage male love-slaves.

Journalist: Mate, im not a 13 year old boy. You cant intimidate me, Geoffrey.

Geoffrey: You are a shithouse bastard!

by funnydoodette October 9, 2008

Dickheaded bastard

Someone who is a bit of a knobhead to others for no reason.

"You know that cunt that always does stupid shit for no reason"

"Yeah? Hes a right dickheaded bastard"

by BigdickLJ January 30, 2021