holy baloney

Tremendous amount of b.s.

Holy baloney the line at In-N-Out Burger is long!

by TuLove December 24, 2016

Baloney Pony

A male phallus. The Oscar Meyer pole. The Bacon Torpedoe.

Your mom is such a freak! She smoked my Baloney Pony while my nuts rested in her eye sockets!!!!!

by Rod Mack July 19, 2003

Baloney curtains

A word used to describe a women's puss that has very large protruding / hanging lips.

When I seen her puss I almost thought she had a cock with those huge hangin' baloney curtains.

by tracykaufman January 27, 2010

ballfie

A selfie picture of your nutsack, including veins and hair. It's meant to be done as a show of your ridiculous narcissism. Like a selfie, it can also be shared through social networking, but primarily private chats like Whatsapp due to the disgusting nature of the picture.

Obnoxious friend: Hey, everyone, look at my balls!!! <sends picture to Whatsapp group>
Urologist friend: Hey man, WTF? looks like you have varicocele in your scrotum.

e.g. I just sent a ballfie to my friends in the group chat because I think I am awesome and my urologist friend told me my balls are dying of varicocele.

by imzj March 31, 2015

ballfruit

also: bawfruit, sackfruit

meaning: children, literally "fruit of ones balls" (testicles).

"I don't want nothing to do with those damn ballfruit of mine"

by Uncle Woolly October 20, 2005

Balff

to cut the purity, or buff, any amount of crystal methamphetamine with dandruff from ones scrotum.

i balff 'ed the shit out of that pint

by Cydius February 21, 2011

boner-baloney

Slang - The prepuce or foreskin of a penis.

Alt. spelling: "boner-bologna"

That gentleman possesses enough boner-baloney to open a deli.

by Ghostronaut September 23, 2012