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by Cydius February 21, 2011
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by ballsdeepinyoursister October 9, 2019
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by ballsdeepinyoursister May 2, 2020
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Get the Baffroom mug.A deception. To put on such a good show the inspector is so impressed (s)he won't bother with a detailed check or to question anything.
Private: I can't believe the general was so impressed with that dog and pony show sir. It's a good thing he didn't really inspect the base, it's SNAFU!
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by Eddy July 29, 2007
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